The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Shawne Merriman Is Off The Hook | Top |
| So...I guess Shawne Merriman isn't officially Chris Brown 2.0 after all. After investigating the case, the San Diego District Attorney announced that no charges will be filed against Shawne over Tila Tequila's accusations that he choked her out and bruised her up last week. The D.A. released this statement: " After a thorough review of the investigation into the Sept. 6, 2009 incident at the Poway home of Shawne Merriman, our office has determined there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed. The case is now closed ." Well, there you go! The case of the century that never was. And it seems that Tila is already moving on to sexier pastures. A few hours ago, she posted this on her Twitter : " CONTEST: whomever calls me with the BEST fun date idea, Im gonna give you a call back & we can go on the date! BE CREATIVE! (860) 256-8452! It's a shame because I bought a TON of new lingerie....but no one to wear them for.....=/ Can I play dress up with you???? (860) 256-8452 ." If the whole being a " bi-sexual pixie elf " thing doesn't work out for her, Tila can definitely get a job writing pussy peddler ads on Craigslist. VIA ESPN | |
| The Empress Of Lucite Is Such A Saint | Top |
| Many say (okay, just me) that the sheer existence of The Empress of Lucite is the greatest act of charity that the world has ever known! So the painfully-elegant Shauna Sand going out in public should be enough to award her every Nobel Peace Prize for the rest of our days, but she managed to top herself by giving a dollar to a man in a wheelchair. If you told me that as soon as Shauna handed over that lucite-blessed dollar, the man jumped out of his chair, ran to the nearest liquor store, bought a lottery ticket, won millions of dollars, met a supermodel and then married her, I'd believe you. Yes, even though Shauna was not wearing her exquisite lucite heels, the power of lucite still lives within her! And Shauna needs to quickly check her whore, because methinks he's trying to outdo her in the " glamorous and gorgeous " department. There can only be one most beautiful woman in the world and that's Shauna! | |
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