The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Katherine Hagel Is Off Of Grey's Anatomy (For 5 Episodes) | Top |
| For the next few weeks, there will be a paaaaarty every single day on the set of Grey's Anatomy, because Katherine Hagel's annoying ass won't be there. EW's Michael Ausiello confirms that the producers of Grey's allowed Hagel to take a 5-episode hiatus to go shoot a movie called Life As We Know It with Josh Duhamel . Hagel, who once bitched about working 17-hour days on Grey's, will start her leave of absence this month. Ellen Pompeo is also going to be away at the same time, because she has baby stuff to deal with. E!'s Kristin reports (SPOILER ALERT) that Hagel's character will get fired when Seattle Grace merges with another hospital and they are forced to downsize. Hopefully, the producers of Grey's realize it's a paradise without Hagel and they change the locks and burn her trailer down. Better yet, they just have to declare the entire set a " No Smoking or Cunting Zone " and that bitch will spontaneously combust on her own. | |
| Damn You, Oprah! | Top |
| Whitney Houston's big comeback concert for Good Morning America aired today, but was actually taped yesterday afternoon, because her voice doesn't do mornings. Even though she didn't have the morning mist fucking with her vocal cords, she still sounded a little cracky (punned on purpose). Whitney apologized to the crowd of 5,000 fans and explained that she did Oprah earlier, " I've been talking for so long. ... I talked so much, my voice...I shouldn't be talking. I should be singing ." THAT BITCH OPRAH! I'm sure Oprah is still mad at Whitney for turning down a little game of "Spin the Dildo " with Gayle back in the early 90s, so she's getting back at her! Oprah sabotaged her ass! After watching Whitney's performance, it looks like her ass didn't do much singing at all. She let her back-up singers and the audience do the work. Smart thinking. Just hand the mic off. And yes, her voice sounded like Dionne Warwick after smoking 12 packs of Kools, but at least she didn't lip-synch. I'm trying to be positive. Here's some pictures of Whitney and Bobb Kristina from yesterday's concert. | |
| Chupa Is In Blanco, TX! | Top |
| For some reason, Rachel " Chupacabra " Zoe is in Blanco, TX. Maybe she was styling Shelley Duvall for the Roswell UFO Festival? Yeah, who knows, but somehow Chupa ended up passing out in some dude's barn. She probably had too much Starbucks and Adderall and crashed majorly. Chupa was discovered by some hillbillies who took her to the local taxidermist. It's happened before. Chupa will be fine. I'm sure she'll wake up from her caffeine coma in a couple of days and strut back to Hollywood where she'll shut it down for Eva Mendes and throw bananas at Anne Hathaway. Or something. Yes, I watch her show. Yes, I'm ashamed. Here's Chupa looking much healthier a few days ago with her husband in Malibu. | |
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