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- BOO: There's No Cheating In The New Monopoly
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| I see Pamela Anderson is still using the same make-up artist as Ursula from The Little Mermaid - Hollywood Rag Jennifer Aniston i s on the cover of Architectural Digest. This is OBVIOUSLY a big "fuck you" to her design-loving ex. OBVIOUSLY. - Popsugar Christina Hendricks is perfect - Lainey Gossip Reggie Bush gives himself a cumstache for the Got Milk campaign - Towleroad I'd motorboat (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Carey Mulligan gives you an education on human anatomy - Egotastic! Xtina giving head to a piece of gum - Hollywood Tuna Wentworth Miller just because - Just Jared Peter Andre sheds tears for Harvey - Holy Moly! Anne Hathaway is slick - ICYDK The Real Housewives of Atlanta's HeSheree has finally found her calling - Pretty On The Outside Corbin Bersen has some long nipples. I know that's not what you wanted to read today - SOW Even a cat can't make Olivia Munn seem interesting - Cityrag Fall Out Boy has fallen out - I'm Not Obsessed Michelle Duggar's uterus is screaming, "YEEEEEESSSSS!" - Celebitchy Jonathan Rhys Meyers goes to Dunkin' Donuts - Socialite Life | |
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| BOO: There's No Cheating In The New Monopoly | Top |
| To celebrate the 75th anniversary of Monopoly , Hasbro has decided to give the game an extreme makeover by changing the shape of its board from a square to a donut. They also got rid of the sherbert-colored money, and replaced it with some kind of stupid electronic debut card. And instead of collecting $200 when you pass go, you now collect $2 million. Hasbro said that the original concept design of Monopoly was round, so it's not something they randomly came up with as a way to get collectors to buy a new version. They came up with the electronic pin card idea, because they wanted to stop people from embezzling money from the bank. Boo. Ooo. Thank you, Hasbro, but no fucking thanks. I'll stick with my beat up Monopoly game with the beer-stained money and Barbie Peekabo game pieces (I lost the iron and top hat). I'm all for Monopoly being in the shape of a pill, but I won't play a game that doesn't allow you to cheat. The only way I can ever win a 22-hour long game of Monopoly is if I Bernie Madoff the bank and my fellow players when nobody is looking. When playing Monopoly with me, either wear a diaper or bring a bottle to piss in (like - NSFW - this boy ), because I will loot the bank if you go to the bathroom. Methinks Hasbro is going to realize their mistake and try to fix it by coming up with a way for you to commit credit card fraud or hack into the bank. | |
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