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| Tiger Woods Will Say He's Sorry This Friday | Top |
| Recovering sex addict (do you hear my eyes rolling?) Tiger Woods will give the performance of his life this Friday afternoon when he says he's sowwy for sticking his peen in every cocktail waitress with an unlimited text message plan. This is from Tiger's site: Tiger Woods will be speaking to a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates at 11:00 a.m. EST on Friday at the TPC Sawgrass Clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. Tiger plans to discuss his past and his future, and he plans to apologize for his behavior. While Tiger feels that what happened is fundamentally a matter between him and his wife, he also recognizes that he has hurt and let down a lot of other people who were close to him. He also let down his fans. He wants to begin the process of making amends, and that's what he's going to discuss. His remarks will be open to a press pool for live coverage. It is NOT a news conference. Tiger's affairs are between him and his wife's golf club, but he does owe all of us an apology. He needs to apologize for introducing the world to Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, Jamie Jungers, Cori Rist, Holly Sampson, Joslyn James, etc...etc... And I have a feeling Tiger's apology serenade is going to be full of the bores. Tiger should spice things up a bit by taking an Ambien before the press conference so we can see what all the fuss is about . | |
| Where Did The Love Go? | Top |
| Recently imprisoned Quween of the Scene returned to rule her kingdom yesterday, but not everyone greeted her with a welcome back parade. As Mama Betty Rock made her way out of a Beverly Hills medical center, she refused Quween's posarassi protection services. The paps say that Quween and Betty White got into a little war of words. When did the world start spinning the other way, because a few months ago Betty treated Quween like the fifth Golden Girl? Did Ben Linus turn the frozen wheel again? Why has this dream suddenly become a nightmare?! Is this the beginning of a Quween of the Scene backlash? Will Quween be exiled from the ho stroll? Do we have to pick sides now? So many life-changing questions that need answers! And if we do have to decide who to hold hands with on the front lines, I have no choice but to rip up my "I Curtsy For Quween" t-shirt and join Team Cheesecake. Because we all know you don't want to be on Betty White's bad side. | |
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