The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Brandy's Dreadful Eyebrow Situation
- Noah Cyrus Is Not Launching A Line Of Lingerie For Kids
- Lindsay LoHoarder
| Brandy's Dreadful Eyebrow Situation | Top |
| In this promo picture for her new Vh1 reality show , Brandy's eyebrows look like an arched cat in heat. She needs to take a q-tip to those things and ease their itch. And by ease their itch, I mean wipe some of her brow pencil off. They also look like they are trying to kiss her baby hairs. That really isn't right and is all kinds of inappropriate (said in a judgmental Carrie Prejean voice). Grown ass eyebrows should not be trying to cavort with baby hairs. Brandy better check her brows before they end up on some government list. via Concrete Loop | |
| Noah Cyrus Is Not Launching A Line Of Lingerie For Kids | Top |
| Last a week, a story about prostitot extraordinaire Noah Cyrus designing a line of lingerie for kids started to make the rounds, but it reached a fever pitch today and now it's everywhere. If the subject line " Noah Cyrus' thongs for toddlers" lands in my inbox one more time, Chris Hansen is going to pop into my living room and ask me to have a seat even though I'm sitting. Chris only knows how to start a conversation with " have a seat. " Anyway, this is the story that made pedos percolate and parents explode: Miley's 9-year-old sister launching a lingerie line for kids. She'll be teaming up with her pint-sized best friend Emily Grace to launch a children's lingerie collection for 'Ohh! La, La! Couture' on Valentine's Day. Annie Dugourd of Oooh La La Couture (I can't with that name) tells CNBC that Noah is not designing teddies for tykes or bras for babies. Annie went on to say, " It's been devastating for our little company. We're two stay-at-home moms who make tutu dresses. We would never do anything inappropriate. " Noah's partner in crime Emily Grace does have a line of tutu dresses with OLLC and you can click here to see it. And while it does look like something the 80s spit up after giving Cyndi Lauper cunnilingus, it's not lingerie. It's also not something any child should wear. Correction: It's not something ANYBODY should wear. | |
| Lindsay LoHoarder | Top |
| Lindsay Lohan sat down with The Insider's Niecy Nash to talk about her mess of a life and also her mess of an apartment. Yes, LiLo is a Hoarder (add a "w " to that if you're feeling extra cunty today). But instead of hoarding cat carcasses and caca-filled diapers (those Hoarders episodes still invade my nightmares), she fills her apartment with shoes, Guitar Hero stuff and clothes. Niecy, who is also the ringmaster on Clean House , is going to try to help LiLo tame the mess. There's really an easier way for LiLo to get rid of all that shit. Half of it probably isn't even hers, so if you lost anything (even a sock in the dryer) in the past year, just show up to LiLo's den of crackery to pick your shit up. And maybe it's time to get new people when the only TV show you can get booked on is The Insider and Hoarders . via ONTD | |
CREATE MORE ALERTS:
Auctions - Find out when new auctions are posted
Horoscopes - Receive your daily horoscope
Music - Get the newest Album Releases, Playlists and more
News - Only the news you want, delivered!
Stocks - Stay connected to the market with price quotes and more
Weather - Get today's weather conditions
| You received this email because you subscribed to Yahoo! Alerts. Use this link to unsubscribe from this alert. To change your communications preferences for other Yahoo! business lines, please visit your Marketing Preferences. To learn more about Yahoo!'s use of personal information, including the use of web beacons in HTML-based email, please read our Privacy Policy. Yahoo! is located at 701 First Avenue, Sunnyvale, CA 94089. |
No comments:
Post a Comment