The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Finally, A TRUE Beauty | Top |
| All day long I've been wishing for something or someone to come along to class this joint up a bit. You know, a thing of real beauty to take the focus off the crusty stains in the carpet or that old pizza box on the floor that you refuse to throw away. Well, someone up there (SPOILER ALERT: Besus Arthur ) has answered my prayers, because look at what the mini-mall plastic surgeon dragged in! BEHOLD! Wipe the crust off your mouth, put some pants on and wash out our one good cup, because there's a real lady in our presence! Doesn't she look like a nymphet princess covered in crystal pure rain drops and the tears of virgin angels? This is rare! You only find ravishing beauties like this at a Vh1 casting call or slouched over a toilet in the bathroom of a strip club. The paparazzi claim that the dude escorting Dlisted's new beauty ambassador is Nikki Sixx. Yeah, that's not Nikki Sixx. That's Patti Stanger dressed as Nikki Sixx. Do you blame her? I too would dress up like Nikki Sixx if it meant I got to hold the precious hand of a modern day Aphrodite. | |
| Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess | Top |
| Which nominee is less gay than you'd think? They annoyed their London hotel minders by inviting a different girl to their suite (and sometimes more than one) on a film junket. ( Popbitch ) Based on the dudes nominated, I've narrowed it down to George Clooney (kinda likely), Stanley Tucci (sort of likely) or Colin Firth (the opposite of likely)? Which nominee's plastic surgery is the subject of much laughter at this week's pre-Oscar parties? ( Popbitch ) There was another blind item a little while ago about an Oscar nominee getting the Heidi Montag special, and everyone pointed towards Maggie Gyllenhaal's corner. However, I'm not sure it's Maggie since homegirl still looks a mess . Which nominee spent part of the 90s as a smacked-out recluse, enjoying heroin-fueled threesomes with a film director and actress? ( Popbitch ) Any of them but Precious . This actress has had interesting relationships with more than one celebrity. Now, though, she appears to be getting much more serious about her hunt for a long-term mate. Meeting her requirements isn't easy. Whenever she receives an offer to be fixed up on a date, the first thing she asks is "How much money does he make?" She refuses to go out with anyone who makes less money than she does. Considering that she is probably one of the 50 highest-paid actresses in the world, the number of men who fit into that category must be quite small. Oh, and in case you were wondering, the second question she asks is "How tall is he?" ( Blind Gossip ) Reese Witherspoon , Kate Hudso n or Jennifer Aniston (you can throw a Match.com sponsored side eye at that one) ? This A list female television actress on a fairly hit network show finished a photo shoot in the past few days for a magazine. The shoot was supposed to only last about two hours. It ended up taking seven because our actress kept taking breaks to smoke meth. When she got back each time they had to reapply all her makeup again. The actress wanted the clothes from the shoot and the magazine was happy to comply. The stink on them was horrible. ( CDAN ) Well, in Mischa Barton's head she's an A-list actress on a hit show, so I'll go with her! Or maybe Ellen Pompeo ? | |
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