The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
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| This is sweeter than a stack of deep fried pancakes doused in syrup. You just want to barf on a kitten. Here's Shia LaBeouf sucking the mocos out of Carey Mulligan's nose in NYC today. Shia is so gentle with her. It's like watching Brooke Mueller carefully unwrap her last 8-ball. I mean, Shia even helped Carey cross a mountain of nasty ass snow. The black part of my heart (no comments from the peenus gallery) wishes a pigeon would've shit on their heads. It's just too perfect. I bet they are so in love that Carey doesn't even mind when Shia calls her " mom " and makes her wear a gypsy skirt. |
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