The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Fishsticks Paltrow Finally Said Something I Agree With! | Top |
| Usually reading Fishsticks Paltrow's words of wisdom forces me to stick my thumb up my ass, because she gives me flatulence and extreme farting scares my dog. But for the first time in forever, Fishy has said something that made me stick my thumb up without shoving it in my b-hole. Which is kind of sad for all parties involved (aka just me) if you think about it. Anyway, in an interview with Ellen Degeneres that airs on Thursday (via People ), Fishy revealed her tip for dealing with screaming ass chirruns. Fishy said, "It's part of it. They're kids and they have to do what they have to do. You just have to wear earplugs sometimes." When Ellen asked her how often she plugs her ears, she said, " I started to with all these toys that makes noise, instead of smashing the toys when I haven't slept and, like, lose my mind. I just put on headphones or earplugs." Fishy actually made a sense! Who doesn't plug their ears and mouths with a Valium whenever a child's scream starts to stab at your nerves? The funny thing is whenever Fishy opens up her mouth to speak, her kids also put on earplugs. They really are their mother's children. Here's Fishy with RDJ at last night's Iron Man 2 premiere in Los Angeles. Fishy looked hot (not really) in one Gay Al Reynold's favorite christening suits. FYI: Gay Al rechristens himself as a fierce bitch every year. | |
| He Said, She Said | Top |
| After Tito Ortiz was arrested for allegedly whooping Jenna Jameson's ass, she brought her twin boys outside to talk to the media about the incident. If it was me, I would be inside watching the last 45-minutes of What's Love Got To Do With It for inspiration, but Jenna does things differently I guess. Jenna said that Baby Huey tossed her into the bath tub after she said something " very hurtful to his ego. " Jenna suffered two tore up ligaments in her shoulder. Jenna left for Las Vegas yesterday to get away from his ass. After Baby Huey was released on bail, he held a press conference with his lawyer to give his side of the story. Baby Huey swears he never put his hands on Jenna. He says that she's a longtime OxyContinhead who had a relapse yesterday. Baby Huey's lawyer said: "Jenna has been fighting a battle with OxyContin addiction for the past year. For Tito and her family this has been an uphill battle. Unfortunately this morning she had a relapse. Tito was trying to help her, she has threatened suicide before. Tito has done everything in his power to protect her privacy and the privacy of their children. When you're dealing with people on OxyContin they don't always have the best sense of balance. Jenna and Tito have two children together, they planned on spending the rest of their lives together. They want nothing more than to work together on this." Jenna denies she's thirsty for OxyContin and said Baby Huey's accusation is the " last nail in the coffin ." What I want to know is what did Jenna say to Baby Huey? Did she tell him that when he fucks her it feels like he's throwing a flea's leg down an airport hangar? Did she tell him that he's as hung as her belly button? Did she tell him that his jizz load smells like foie gras? This is what we need to know. In the meantime, here's some pictures of Jenna, her father, her twinsies and their hot nanny hanging outside her house yesterday. Since Jenna has been through some shit, I will refrain from talking about how she looks like Muffy from Antz after getting the Wildenstein Special. | |
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