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| The Lindsay Lohan "Doing Heroin" Pictures Aren't That Escandaloso | Top |
| "LILO ON HEROIN " is what T he News of the World is shouting above a picture of Lindsay Lohan with a needle to her arm and what they say is a tourniquet around her wrist. Either LiLo is the dumbest smackhead of all-time and forever, or that " tourniquet " is actually just a watch. Click here to see all the pictures if that's what you need today. No, these pictures were not taken in the 1890s with a box camera or at Knott's Berry Farm's old timey photo studio. They were taken at a party back in 2007. Bitch needs a new camera. This is what News of the World has to say for themselves: CROUCHING in a dark corner, Lindsay Lohan is poised to inject herself with what appears to be a syringe of heroin. Our shocking picture shows the troubled Mean Girls star wrapping a tourniquet around her lower arm - the method addicts use to raise a vein. Her right hand hovers the needle over the skin of her left arm. The drama! Now I'm not saying that I don't think Blohan has ever leaped across brown clouds to catch a dragon, but these pictures don't prove that. This just looks like another one of her " I'M SO EDGY, I'M LIKE A DANNY BOYLE MOVIE" home grown photo shoots. You know, the kind of photo shoot Taylor Momsen would do during first grade picture day. The most terrifying and horrific picture in this series is the one of Blohan touching lips with Parasite Hilton . Wait. Maybe Blohan wasn't playing around with a heroin needle. Maybe bitch is giving herself antibiotics after sucking on a free clinic petri dish. Blohan's one moment of clarity! | |
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| Matt Muenster , host of DIY's BATHtastic! and Bath Crashers Thanks to Matt Muenster, I now day dream about taking a sledgehammer to the tiles in my bathroom and ripping out the crusty ass vanity without my landlord slipping an eviction notice under my door (and the ho would). Matt is the host and designer on my two new addictions: BATHtastic! and Bath Crashers. Matt has seen the inside of more toilets than The Hoff's drunk ass and that's saying a lot. In Bath Crashers, Matt and his crew troll Home Depot for people looking to renovate their bathrooms. Then Matt throws them a wink and a pucker before telling them that if they take him home, he'll give it to their bathroom real good. And he does! (Jeremy Piven just found his new pick-up move). And in BATHtastic, Matt and the homeowners work together to redo their bathroom in just a couple of days on a budget. I knew that Matt knew what was really important in life when he put in a DAMN BAR in somebody's bathroom cabinet. Matt is eating all of our thoughts, because you know you've been on the toilet before and thought to yourself, "I could really use a drink." And having a bar in the bathroom promotes good dental care! I mean, vodka is practically like Scope. Hopefully, one day I'll own a bathroom so that I can sit in the faucet aisle at Home Depot waiting for Matt to pick me up. Actually, maybe I'll sit in the faucet aisle anyways and take Matt to the busted down bathroom at Barnes & Noble in Union Square I always use. That shit could use a bar in it....and heated floors....and an aromatherapy toilet. | |
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