The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Shape Magazine Isn't Sorry For This After All | Top |
| The editor-in-chief of Shape wants to clarify that ridiculous e-mail Too Fab posted where she apologized to some of her readers for making a "terrible mistake" by featuring a " husband stealer " on their cover. Valerie Latona tells USA Today that her words were twisted around and she isn't budging from the decision she made to put Falcor's constipated auntie on the cover of Shape's " HIDE YO HUSBANDS " issue. This is what Valerie had to say: My comments have been taken out of context. I used the words of the few unhappy readers who wrote in. I stand by the fact that LeAnn's story is compelling--and her courage and strength in the face of so much adversity is compelling. That is why I put her on the cover of Shape for what is now the third time. The fact is a mere 40 readers out of almost 6 million readers wrote in to complain calling LeAnn a "husband stealer" and a "terrible mistake for Shape". I wrote to those women apologizing that our cover choice did not make them happy—as I have done for other cover stars in the past." Valerie is only saying this shit, because she knows not to eff with LeAnn!! LeAnn will put on her dick snatchin' suit, fly into Valerie's bedroom window, grab her husband out of bed, throw him into her giant black sack (with a shiny gold outline of a dick on it), and then hustle back to the safe house to add a husband to her collection! Valerie knew this was going to happy eventually when she closed her eyes last night and Limahl's sweet voice started filling her ears. LeAnn was comin' comin' comin' comin' for her HUZBEEEEEND! And in possibly related (not really) news, Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife Brandi Analglandville was busted for DUI this morning . That vicious LeAnn! Bitch stole Brandi's husband, and now she has stolen her common sense too! Is there nothing she won't steal?! | |
| The Gay Fish Dick Pic You've Been Waiting For! | Top |
| In case your eyeballs couldn't tell by the salty river of watermarks above, Media Takeout got a hold of the picture Kanye West supposedly sent out to MySpace hos loooong before his ego was stoned to death and resurrected itself in a flame of fiery fuckery. It's a headless picture (in more ways than one), so who knows if this really is the CAPS LOCK MATRIARCH. I mean, his peen isn't doing the #kanyeshrug, but his crotch IS doing the #kanyeshrub in a big way so get ready to pull invisible crotch follicles out of your teeth. Anyways, enough of my keystroking, put a bib under your genitals and (NSFW) click here to skip along one of Kanye's bulging wang veins. A bulging wang vein that probably BREAKS HIS MACBOOK AIR every time he puts that shit on his lap. | |
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