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| Mimi Is With Child | Top |
| When you scream out " DUH ", make sure to sing it in a 5-octave range while twirling around in your cubicle like a magical fairy princess throwing glittery pixie dust under a double pink rainbow. After years of all eyes being glued to Mimi's Hello Wombey, she announced to Billy Bush on Today this morning that she's got a glazed butterfly bun in her Sanrio-brand oven! Mimi didn't throw up a dozen balloon of details, but she did say that she's due sometime in the spring. Of course, she's hatching in the spring! That's the best time for butterflies to spread their wings and fly through the sunflower fields as the lambs' joyous BAAAAAAAAAHs echo into the heavens! Dahling. Mimi cooed that she only came out about her pregnancy, because the speculation was starting to reach a fever pitch. Mimi suffered a miscarriage two years ago, so she wanted to hold off as long as she could before unwrapping the sequined pink bow around her BABY!!! news. Billy Bush also said that Mimi conceived naturally and didn't use IVF. Congrats to Mimi and her child Nick on the upcoming wombancipation of Baby Mimi. And I'm really hoping they'll name their baby Tiara Charmbracelet Baaaaaah Carey Cannon (Princess Butterfly Rainbow Kitty is way too cliche). via People | |
| The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 27th! | Top |
| Hey, let them have their fun! El Nino only gets to come in Old Man Winter every four years. - maejones Runners-up: Bearkok Dangerous - Provolone Asian gays have a very unusual way to ring in the New Year and say goodbye to the Old one. - SpiceDong Oddly enough it was only sometime later, that the Production Assistant realized, Chris Hansen should have been here by now. - Kaptcha After ages of drama, Mah Boo and Michael K finally have their happy ending. - aleborba via PIU | |
| Hot Slut Of The Day! | Top |
| Brian Wilson's Beard - By popular demand, here's Brian Wilson of the San Francisco Giants and his burly beard of potent manliness. Brian is a natural born ginge, but he had an intimate date with a box of Just for Men (in shade: G.I. Joe Monchhichi fuzz ) to turn the flowing lava from Mt. Vesuvius on his face into a bed of ebony lava rocks. Now Brian looks like he chomps down mighty redwoods with his teeth and makes mama bears hand over her young at first sight of his beard. It's as if Chuck Norris grew that beard on his face, ripped it off in one swoop and threw it on Brian Wilson. It's that real. ( For Anna, Leslie, Tim, and others! ) | |
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