The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Afternoon Crumbs
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For October 25th!
- Joan Collins Doesn't Do Apologies, Dahling
- Open Post: Hosted By An Explosion Of Awwwws
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| Bulge it like Beckham! Becks presents my new favorite sport: no-pants soccer! - Lainey Gossip If I was Brett Favre , I wouldn't claim that dick either - The Superficial Just pretend it's the 90s again and get excited about seeing Neve Campbell in a two-piece - Hollywood Tuna Ditto goes for Jaime King - Popoholic A graceful nip slip brought to you by a goddess of sophistication named Ulrike Huebner (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather I'd hit it - Towleroad ASkars is in uniform again - The Berry Katherine Drachenberg is a bossy bottom bitch - Celebitchy Ryan Gosling in Interview - Popsugar JLove and her future ex go to the beach - Just Jared If only Mimi and her knocked up ass could fit in this Hello Kitty car - OMG Blog The City is dead and buried - ICYDK Nice try, Reggie , but exposing Kim Kardassian any more than she's already been exposed is damn impossible - Necole Bitchie Scaredy cat - Cityrag RDJ's sperm should have a conversation with Matt Damon's girl-making sperm - I'm Not Obsessed Six LeMeure got married - SOW That old whore Pamela Anderson whoring it out for Peta in London - Holy Moly! What in the hell kind of GD EVERYTHING is this? - Hollywood Rag (Image via Pacific Coast News ) | |
| The CAPTION THIS Contest For October 25th! | Top |
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| Joan Collins Doesn't Do Apologies, Dahling | Top |
| Joan Collins sent every Hollywood actress scurrying into their mole holes after she said that most of them can't even hold a candle to one of Ava Gardner's boogers. The wicked witch of glamour also dismissed Jennifer Aniston with a wave of the hand by saying that she's no beauty . Jennifer Aniston's rep said that she would not comment on such nonsense (Translation: Bitch can't physically comment at this time since she's choking on her own tears from being dismissed by Joan Collins). At the Carousel of Hope Ball on Saturday night , UsWeekly asked Joan about her " Angelina Jolie is gorgeous, but Jennifer Aniston is not " comment. Joan straightened her wig, reapplied her lipstick and cooed: "The bottom line is that I talked about several actresses, among them Catherine Zeta-Jones, Scarlett Johansson and Megan Fox. Unfortunately, everybody got cut out [except Aniston and Jolie]. Typical. That's the way it goes." And the bottom of the bottom line is that Jennifer Aniston, Angie Jo, ScarJo, CZJ and Megan Fox should all get in line to kiss the diamond on Joan Collins' finger for the mere fact that their names jumped off of her 24 karat kunt tongue. That is like getting knighted by the queen! Better! | |
| Open Post: Hosted By An Explosion Of Awwwws | Top |
| I take your My Little Terrorist Pony and raise you a box full of kitten bombs. The bomb squad in Florida showed up to a social security office to investigate a suspicious box outside of the building. When a member of the bomb squad went to peek into the box, she got blasted in the face with a giant burst of adorableness! It's The Meow Locker! A box full of pussy is also what Tiger Woods hopes Santa Claus will slide under his tree every year (too easy, I know). This clip will slightly tug at the dry and splintery rope attached to your heart until you start thinking about the malicious cunt who abandoned a box of adorable KITTEHS! That's not how you abandon kittens! You're supposed to wrap them in a cashmere throw in a wicker basket and gently put them on the porch of an old lady's house. And what if the bomb squad strapped a stick of dynamite over the box before peeking inside? No, no, no, I'm not going to blow up our happy-ish ending. via Buzzfeed | |
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