The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Boy George Really Knows How To Put On A Show | Top |
| At a charity show in London last night, Boy George called a very lucky girl a "rude cunt" before throwing his drink at her. What did the lucky rude cunt do to earn such a high honor that most only dream about when they're drunkenly dancing around by themselves on an empty dance floor to Tumble 4 Ya (FYI: You can plop me into that visual)? Well, The Sun says that Boy George wasn't playing any of his popular songs, so the rude cunt entertained herself by talking all loud throughout his performance. You know what they say, fuck with Georgie the Hutt's magic and you're going to get a cunt word in the ear and a splash of vodka to the face. I don't know what made me laugh more in this video, that wheezy old queen Georgie blowing out a torch song, or the rude little cunt screeching for her mommy as if he threw acid on her asshole. And then George waddles off the stage like he's going to chase after her, chain her to his radiator and then beat her with the chunkiest butt beads in his drawer. Or maybe he was heading to the potato bar since brawlin' makes him hungry. I don't know, but I do know that George needs to do this at every show! | |
| Blake Lively & Penn Badgley Broke Up | Top |
| A spokesbitch for Gossip Girl's Blake Lively and Penn Badgley (who looks like a Muppet-fied shaved Monchhichis to me) confirm to UsWeekly that the two pieces of unripe jicama ended their relationship back in September. Blake probably told her rep about this back then but bitch is always mumbling like she's got narcolepsy of the jaw so he didn't know what the hell she was talking about until now. A source type tells Star Magazine that their break up had nothing to do with the blind items that suggest Blake is trying to pull Ben Affleck' s wedding ring off with her chocha, or the pictures of her licking on Ryan Gosling's cream . No, the source says 23-year-old Blake is ready to start a family, but Penn wants to keep his life baby diarrhea-free for a while. The source went on to say, " Blake comes from a traditional Southern Baptist background, and she's always had her eye on getting married and having lots of children. The pressure on him to settle down at such a young age finally reached the point where he realized he and Blake couldn't get on the same page, timing-wise, about starting a family. " Blake is in The Green Lantern and Penn was in fucking The Stepfather , so methinks this split has less to do with her wanting a baby in her arms and more with her wanting a piece with a Google ranking higher than hers. Famous dudes of Hollywood better submit their applications now, because spaces are filling up fast (SPOILER ALERT: You know Blake is going to end up with a trick like Shia LaDouche or Leonardo DiCatchaho. Bitch is predictable). | |
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