The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Dumb Drunk Bitch Of The Day
- Heidi Fleiss' Bird Palace Almost Burned To The Ground
- BEHOLD, The New Temple Of Saint Angie
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| Meanwhile in Long Beach, CA, a proud graduate of Lindsay Lohan's School of Driving shows us what not to do when you get pulled over for drunkasfuck driving. On a positive note, at least he doesn't have to do a bunch of field sobriety tests or give fellatio to a Breathalyzer while everyone watches. That shit's more embarrassing than making a bunch of news anchors laugh by busting into a cop car (no, it's not). | |
| Heidi Fleiss' Bird Palace Almost Burned To The Ground | Top |
| The bird pimp of Pahrump, Heidi Fleiss , spent her Thanksgiving Day sitting on the bumper of a fire truck with her harem of parrots watching a mob of flames take over their house. At TMZ , they have video of Heidi's house in Pahrump, NV burning away on Thanksgiving morning. Insert your own " never let a parrot be the foreman of a meth lab" joke here. Heidi told Fox5 Las Vegas that she was able to get out with most of her loyal bird friends. Hopefully, most means all . Heidi also says that the fire started in her chimney " which lacked a spark arrestor, a device that prevents sparks from escaping into other parts of the home. " The fire department is currently investigating the cause of the fire. And here I was thinking I had the shittiest Thanksgiving, because I turned the TV on after dinner and was only able to catch the last 10 minutes of Heathers . I missed the best parts! | |
| BEHOLD, The New Temple Of Saint Angie | Top |
| The front of the temple at Ta Prohm in Cambodia looks like it's covered in the same veins that wrap around the claws St. Angie Jo uses to hold down the virgins she's about to feed from, so it's only fitting that they refer to is as the Angelina Jolie Temple from now on. The Guardian had this to say about this made-up ridiculousness: Angelina Jolie may not have charmed all the locals at her most recent filming location but the people of Cambodia, where she shot Lara Croft: Tomb Raider in 2000, are said to have renamed a temple after her. Rajan Zed, the president of the Universal Society of Hinduism, told the WENN news agency that the star is so beloved in Cambodia a world-famous Hindu religious site in Angkor has been renamed the "Angelina Jolie Temple". "It's a 12th-century site called Ta Prohm; it is otherwise known as Old Brahma and was initially named Rajavihara or the royal monastery," he said. "Now it's popularly called the Angelina Jolie Temple." Just like that, a thousand hardcore Brangeloonies just jumped from the Brangeloonie shrine set up next to their dryer in the basement and ran to call Spirit Air (the official airline of Brangeloonies) to book the next flight to Cambodia! Sorry, children of Brangeloonies, Christmas is canceled this year. In fact, there's a good chance that your Brangeloonie of a mother is going to try to sell you on eBay to raise money for her trip to the HOLY LAND! Maybe Jennifer Aniston will pull a BUY IT NOW for your ass. Now that'll be some shit. But in all seriousness, Cambodia's tourism board is crazy for this one! They are crazy because if anybody deserves a place of worship over there it's MADDOX! They better get their facts straight and try again. (Thanks to all who sent this in) | |
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