The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- The Douglas Family Goes To Disney World
- Act Like You Care: Michael Lohan & LiLo Will Spend Thanksgiving Together
| The Douglas Family Goes To Disney World | Top |
| Nevermind Catherine Zeta-Jones dressed like she just got back from an Eat, Pray Love- inspired travel tour for rich white ladies, it's Michael Douglas ! Michael, who might still be in the middle of undergoing cancer treatments (I'm not sure), and his family are spending their Thanksgiving at Disney World this year. Yes, THANKSGIVING, but you can't tell from this picture since stupid ass Mickey and Minnie are dressed up for Christmas. Somebody tells those pre-ejaculators that we don't start stroking the candy cane until tomorrow! And somebody pour me another plastic cup of Andre, because I actually looked down to see if Mickey has a bulge. I have problems that cannot be cured. And it's not officially Thanksgiving until you look at priceless pictures of international gem and hilarious expression maker Kirk Douglas and his wife Anne feeding the homeless (and themselves) at the Los Angeles Mission. | |
| Act Like You Care: Michael Lohan & LiLo Will Spend Thanksgiving Together | Top |
| Lindsay Lohan's doctors at Betty Ford have allowed her to leave her sober living facility for 15 whole hours so that she can spend the day with the shaved and deep fried turkey known as Michael Lohan ! Gobble gobble gross. TMZ says that LiLo will drive from Palm Springs to Los Angeles to feast with her friends and her on-and-off again father. LiLo must be back in her bed at Betty Ford by tonight, OR ELSE her counselors will punish her by only letting her get a manicure during their therapy sessions instead of a mani AND a padi. Burn. And while Michael and Lindsay give thanks to the TMZ tip line, on-call paparazzos, mesh shirts, cell phone clips, and the sober baby who pees in a cup for her every week for drug testing, White Oprah will be celebrating without her main ho. White Oprah was hoping LiLo would be allowed to travel to New York for the holiday, but obviously that's not going to happen. Poor White Oprah. When she passes out under the kids' table with an empty bottle of Wild Turkey hanging out of her mouth, who's going to drag her to the bathroom and hold her straw hair as she yacks up pureed Stove Top stuffing? Nobody does it like LiLo! Doesn't Betty Ford care about TRADITION?!!! | |
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