The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- John Mellencamp And Meg Ryan Are Doing It After All
- As The Lyrics About Lattes & Apples Pour Out Of Taylor Swift's Heart
| John Mellencamp And Meg Ryan Are Doing It After All | Top |
| Your mom freaked the hell out this weekend when she found out that the lead actress from her favorite movie after Far and Away (the movie being French Kiss ) and the man who co-sings the song she loves to drunk dance to at weddings (the song being the cover of Wild Night ) might be dating . Well, mom is going to pop the E&J Gallo tonight, because " might " has turned into " totally ." A source tells People that Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp have been getting down for almost 7 weeks. They have taken their newly sprung love to Martha's Vineyard and NYC. Don't for once think that Meg Ryan dropped a wrecking ball from her cooch and swung it into the home John shared with his wife Ellen, because the source says that he was separated before he started dating her. A different source says that it must be semi-serious since they went grocery shopping in SoHo together recently (pictures below). The source added, " She usually comes in by herself or with her daughter. I thought that was her husband because they seemed for comfortable and familiar with each other, just like an old married couple ." Now, now, now, keep the MARRIED word to yourself, source. It's only been seven weeks and John is probably still sad in the heart from sending his marriage to the morgue. We won't know how serious these two are until Meg finishes chiseling the sadness off his heart with her chin. | |
| As The Lyrics About Lattes & Apples Pour Out Of Taylor Swift's Heart | Top |
| Damn, Jakey Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift must've had one of those short-term leases, because People reports that the love affair that launched a million steam wands into oceans of milk IS OVER!!!!! You know there's something wrong in the air when even arranged fake love affairs end up slipping into the storm drain of infinite loneliness. Fun fact: That is an actual lyric from the song Taylor Swift is writing right now on her lemon-scented notebook in the living club house Jake made for her using sofa cushions and lace tablecloths. A source didn't give a reason for why the Dick and Jane of our time broke up, but they did say it ended last month. Their reps had nothing to say about this mess. But I doubt they've seen the last of each other. They will make strawberry tarts in the shape of hearts together soon. It will probably be in rehab where they'll both be getting treatment for the fucking caffeine addiction they developed while carrying on with their charade of a relationship. Seriously, coffee stock is totally in the shit hole now. | |
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