The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Nice Try, Ryan Gosling! | Top |
| It's a true fact that this clip of Ryan Goslin g singing some kind of My Little Pony song might fertilize your eggs with winged pony glitter and turn your womb into a cloud of pink cotton candy, but I've still got a shade of NOT IMPRESSED painted all over my face. Ryan is not singing the official My Little Pony anthem that carried my childhood on a rainbow rug, so he automatically gets an incomplete. Ryan needs to download the clip below to his iWhatever, march up to his room and not come out until every magical melodic lyric and poetic word is pressed into his memory including " Starring Sandy Duncan ". And Clay Aiken is somewhere thinking to himself, " Pfft on RyGo. I can fart that song out in my sleep. " Like literally. I'm jealous. via Jezebel | |
| As The Lyrics About Lattes & Apples Pour Out Of Taylor Swift's Heart | Top |
| Damn, Jakey Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift must've had one of those short-term leases, because People reports that the love affair that launched a million steam wands into oceans of milk IS OVER!!!!! You know there's something wrong in the air when even arranged fake love affairs end up slipping into the storm drain of infinite loneliness. Fun fact: That is an actual lyric from the song Taylor Swift is writing right now on her lemon-scented notebook in the living club house Jake made for her using sofa cushions and lace tablecloths. A source didn't give a reason for why the Dick and Jane of our time broke up, but they did say it ended last month. Their reps had nothing to say about this mess. But I doubt they've seen the last of each other. They will make strawberry tarts in the shape of hearts together soon. It will probably be in rehab where they'll both be getting treatment for the fucking caffeine addiction they developed while carrying on with their charade of a relationship. Seriously, coffee stock is totally in the shit hole now. UPDATE : UsWeekly has it on good authority that these two Care Bearlings broke up, because Jake hated the spotlight on their relationship and now Taylor is crying into her purple ruffled pillow sham. Cut to the source: " He said he wasn't feeling it anymore and was uncomfortable with all the attention they got. He also said he could feel the age difference. Taylor is really upset. We told her not to move so fast with this but she didn't listen. " The song is writing itself. | |
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