The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Open Post: Hosted By A Graduate Of The Hood Rat Stuff Driving School
- Chris Brown And His Publicist Go Their Separate Ways
| Open Post: Hosted By A Graduate Of The Hood Rat Stuff Driving School | Top |
| And here's the reboot of Latarian Milton's "I Like To Do Bad Things" adventures starring 10-year-old Zilan Fitch of Woodlands, TX. When Zilan's mom, Christi Sanders , punished him on Wednesday morning, he did what any self-respecting bad little shit would do: he jumped in her SUV and drove away. Christie immediately got in her other car and chased after Speed Zilan through the streets of their neighborhood. Proving that he's a better driver than most, Zilan stayed in his lane and even used his signal before turning. Christie called the police and they want after Zilan too, but their asses couldn't keep up. Even after another car hit Zilan from behind, he put the bitch to the metal and kept driving as though he could see Mexico ahead and Thelma was screaming " DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE! " into his little ears. The chase eventually ended when Zilan pulled into a doughnut shop parking lot. The cops arrested his little ass and took him down to juvie. Zilan was released and charged with unauthorized use of a motor vehicle. When the local news asked Zilan what he learned from this, he answered, " Sitting in jail, we had to sleep on a metal bed. " That's it?! Zilan could've crashed into that store and murdered dozens of doughnuts and that's all he has to say?! He might as well have said, "I don't give a fudge. " (Zilan will lose his sleeveless t-shirt wearing privileges for a whole week if he says the F word). It's official. The 2011 reincarnation of Latarian Milton has been born. We know what happens next. Hide your CHICKEN WINGS ! via MSNBC (Thanks Stacy) | |
| Chris Brown And His Publicist Go Their Separate Ways | Top |
| It's the season of the bouncing ass publicists! Charlie Sheen's was first and now Page Six is saying that Chris Brown's publicist, Tammy Brook , has turned in her Nerd Power membership card. Was it because Tammy was sick of her BlackBerry burning up due to requests from scientists wanting to study the gamma radiation that flows through Chris' veins? Or was it because the Hulk Urkel blames her for the questions Robin Roberts asked him on Good Morning America ? Tammy says its neither. Being the good publicist that she is, Tammy says to stop being so dramatic, because it's not like that. In a statement to TMZ , Tammy says that her work is done now that Chris' album is out. "I am an entertainment/music publicist and was hired as a publicist, as they often are, to work specifically on his music publicity for the term up to the release of Chris Brown's F.A.M.E. album, which was released on Tuesday March 22 and is entering the Billboard and iTunes charts at number 1 this week." I love and support Chris and it has been an honor to be a part of this album and I look forward to the possibility of working with him again in the future." And then she added, " AAAAAAAH! Don't throw that chair! I'm going! I'm going! I promise! Let me grab my bag! " But seriously, now that the role of Chris Brown's official shit picker-upper needs filling, I'm going to nominate the perfect replacement. MOM BREEZY , of course! This can be her first statement to the press on Chris' behalf: Team Breezy movement? Err. I think I just made one of those, which is a signal that I'm about to do a " HUGE " thing. That's why my dog got out from under my chair and headed for cleaner air. And here's some pictures of Chris with his girlfriend Karrueche Tran at Richmond International Airport today. Notice the giant knot on her head. Looks like Karrueche beat Chris to the punch, so to speak. | |
CREATE MORE ALERTS:
Auctions - Find out when new auctions are posted
Horoscopes - Receive your daily horoscope
Music - Get the newest Album Releases, Playlists and more
News - Only the news you want, delivered!
Stocks - Stay connected to the market with price quotes and more
Weather - Get today's weather conditions
| You received this email because you subscribed to Yahoo! Alerts. Use this link to unsubscribe from this alert. To change your communications preferences for other Yahoo! business lines, please visit your Marketing Preferences. To learn more about Yahoo!'s use of personal information, including the use of web beacons in HTML-based email, please read our Privacy Policy. Yahoo! is located at 701 First Avenue, Sunnyvale, CA 94089. |
No comments:
Post a Comment