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- What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
- The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 25th!
- Hot Slut Of The Day!
- Birthday Sluts
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| The truth is, I don't mean that title. Kingston Rossdale is the fashion icon of the sandbox and so if he wants to boil the assholes of the teddy bear activists at PETSA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Stuffed Animals) by wearing a Maude inspired faux fur vest, let him! And if he wants to bleach his hair into a shade I like to call "Samro Surprise, " nobody's going to put him in time out for it! Looking at that Where the Wild Things are mess on Kingston cues up the "remember when" harp for me and makes me think of these fake fur car seat covers from the swap meet my mom had in her Buick in the 80s. They were like a glamorous hug for car seats. A glamorous hug that smelled like old milk and piña colada oil from the car wash. Whenever I got the chance, I'd pull the covers off of her car seats and wear them off my shoulder thinking I was Alexis Carrington or some shit. Kingston should be grateful that he never had to wear car seat covers!!!! Here's Kingston, Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale, Zuma Nesta Rock (that name still sounds like a limited-edition flavor from Arizona iced tea) and the nanny walking around Little Tokyo and the science museum in L.A. on Saturday afternoon. | |
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| Once his cute cub features and movie roles disappeared, Simba began turning tricks to feed his tranquilizer addiction. - DUDE Runners-up: Not another Demi and Ashton Twitter picture... - Mother Superior Weeping ex's will surround his casket... "This was the first time pussy had ever eaten Mike!" - pickle_smooch It looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein is starting to "grow into her face." - Vern via PIU | |
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| Believe it or not, Louis Garrett aka " Shovelhead " isn't a Hot Slut because of the lush shrub of Sasquatch pubes on his face, the jagged gateway to ecstasy (aka the sea of moonshine) in his mouth or the prison tattoo art gallery on his face. Shovelhead earned the title because he created an impressively crafted work of Americana that is destined to become the star of the American Folk Art Museum in the near future. Shovelhead (who earned that nickname because of his love for Harleys with shovelhead motors and not because he was hit with a shovel in the head) is the arts and crafts mastermind behind the PANTY QUILT!!!!!!! Shovelhead is an avid mannequin and ladies lingerie collector, so when he saw pictures of a panty quilt in " a magazine ," he was inspired to create his own using old napkins from a Howard Johnson and chonies donated by benefactors of the arts. Yes, Shovelhead collects MANNEQUINS (insert Estelle Getty cringe here)! That definitely puts the lotion in the basket. By the way, the lotion I'm talking about is made of liquified nightmares. Below is Shovelhead talking to Hannibal.net about his beautiful quilt. Try to focus on his words and not his mesmerizing chest dumplings: " I don't want them cheap dollar store, not sexy, farm girl panties. I want class, silk or nylon. Sexy. Victoria's Secret! " An artist with standards is a rare breed! via Gawker (Thanks to everybody who sent this in) | |
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| Duchess of Alba (85) Lady Gaga (25) Julia Stiles (30) Kate Gosselin (36) Shanna Moakler (36) Richard Kelly (36) Mr. Cheeks (40) Vince Vaughn (41) Brett Ratner (42) Reba McEntire (56) Dianne Weist (63) Conchata Ferrell (68) | |
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