The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Our Lady Of Cheetos Takes Las Vegas | Top |
| The grits and gravy tray in every buffet line in Las Vegas boiled over last night when their queen sashayed onto the stage at the Palms Casino and set Chester Cheetah's taint on fire by performing three songs from her new album " Femme Fatale ." While surrounded by dancers who were dressed like the bathroom attendants of German S&M club, Brit Brit mouthed this shit out of " Hold It Against Me," "Til the World Ends, " and " Big Fat Bass " (which was inspired by one of KFed's farts) while waving her arms like an air traffic controller at the end of his shift. Get it, Brit! Pop that leash right out of Daddy Spears' hand! There's a bunch of short clips from Brit Brit's Vegas ho down, but here's just one. The whole thing airs on MTV on April 3rd or some shit. Brit Brit could come out on stage, sit on a plastic crate and lick crusty Cheese Wiz off of a white spork and her hos would still freak out like they've been finger banged by Jesus . And since she's got brake light titties, I don't have any shade to throw at this time. | |
| Hot Slut Of The Day! | Top |
| Cynthia , the busted down, wonk-eyed, crack whore, balding amputee doll that is Angelica's best friend/partner in fuckery/confidante on Rugrats . This Hot Slut request comes from Dlisted reader Claire who described Cynthia like this: I am advocating for Cynthia, Angelica Pickle's (of Rugrats) low rent Barbie Doll, for Hot Slut of the Day. Her hair is a hot mess, she has a dream car and a dream condo, and she got to spend all her time with Angelica. What's not hot and slutty about that? If a color blind stay-at-home mom circa 1989 self medicated her bizarre burgundy lipstick obsession by injecting liquid meth into her eyeballs, she might look just like Cynthia! Let this be a warning to all of you who inject liquid meth into your eyeballs. It will leave your eyes looking like a luded-up Garfield who has been trying to fart for the past 2 weeks. It will also cause major hair loss and damage, which will make you look like you've got four lasagna noodles sticking out of your head. More importantly, if you don't pay your liquid meth eye drop bills, your dealer will sic his buck-toothed rat on your left foot. Don't let this happen to you! Well, unless you want to look like Ke$ha's future. If that's the case, LET this happen to you! | |
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