Sunday, March 27, 2011

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Amy Adams Is The New Lois Lane Top
Scientists have not yet found a way to clone Anne Hathaway so that she can play every under 40 female role in every single movie being produced, and that's good news for Amy Adams. Because if a Dolly Hathaway clone existed, it would get the role of Lois Lane instead of Amy. Amy found out today that she'll be Superman's boo in the remake that we don't need but Hollywood is going to give us anyway because they know if they release it in 3D or IMAX we'll come. I hate us. Zack Snyder , who is responsible for that Sucker Punch mess, released a statement to E! News today confirming that Lois will be a cougar-in-training (Amy is 36 and Henry Cavill is 27). "Second only to Superman himself, the question of who will play Lois Lane is arguably what fans have been most curious about. So we are excited to announce the casting of Amy Adams, one of the most versatile and respected actresses in films today. Amy has the talent to capture all of the qualities we love about Lois: smart, tough, funny, warm, ambitious and, of course, beautiful." This latest butchery of Christopher Reeve's legacy will also star Kevin Costner and Diane Lane as Superman's parents. Amy Adams earned glamour points in my book when beat a ho good on the front porch in The Fighter , but she's still no Margot Kidder or Teri Snatchers. But luckily for Amy, she can't do any worse the last live-action Lois Lane: Kate Bosworth . I spent most of the movie hoping that Superman would blow her wig (or whatever that dead cat tail shit on her head was) away. So keep the ginge, Amy, and you can't go wrong!
 
Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess Top
What MTV Reality Star is headed to sex rehab? Family members and handlers of the popular hunk are trying to get him to check into a facility after learning he's practicing unprotected sex, engaging in wild orgies and drugs. ( Blind Gossip ) If by wild orgies they mean pie binges at Denny's, then I'll say with 100% that this is Gary from Teen Mom ?! And of course, by unprotected sex they mean pie without eating a bottle of TUMS first. No, but I guess this has to be one of those Jersey Shore whores. Even though I'd like to think that only crotch crabs would ever agree to have an orgy with The Situation, I'll have to guess him. Nothing to be ashamed about, just a fun and silly fact about this B/C List television and film actress. If she ever does a nude scene, will the makeup artist cover up her third nipple? ( BuzzFoto ) Three nipples are better than one or two! I'll guess that January Jones is the one who's got the Marky Marks. When a celebrity is seen as one of the prominent members of their religion, it can be difficult for them to choose a different path for themselves. This is especially true if another member of their family is still actively involved. This celebrity has been trying to distance themselves from the group for a couple of years now. They have also confided to friends that there has been more than one incident in which the celeb has surreptitiously gone online to condemn the practitioners of their religion… including their own family member. ( Blind Gossip ) Stepford Katie (but I doubt it) & Tommy Girl ? Or John Travolta & Kelly Preston ? No, it's totally Suri!
 

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