The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Blake Lively Goes Ginge | Top |
| Now that we've gotten Obama's " forged with a rollerball pen that wasn't even invented yet " birth certificate out of the way, we can finally focus on the more important headlines of the day, like Blake Lively's hair color! Looking like if Ariel the Little Mermaid left Prince Eric and married a Reno, NV mob boss who made her the manager of the beauty pageant dress shop he uses as a front for illegal activities, Blake Lively showed off her movie role hair color at Time's Most Influential People Gala in NYC last night. Time naming Blake Lively as one of the most influential people in the world is their way of saying: " We needed more big chichis on the list!" Because really, the only thing that finds Blake Lively influential is a bowl of lukewarm oatmeal left out on a kitchen counter. That bowl of oatmeal keeps hoping that it will be as oatmeal-ey as her one day! But a ho can keep dreaming, because now Blake is a bowl of oatmeal with a delicious apple cinnamon squirt glaze on top. | |
| "I Can See An Emmy From My House!" | Top |
| Here's Julianne Moore all dressed up in Sarah Palin drag for HBO's Game Change , which started shooting today. Game Change is all about John McCain's 2008 run for president from when he plucked Sarah Palin out of a bear rug's mouth to when he lost against Obama . Ed Harris is playing McCain, Woody Harrelson is playing McCain's senior campaign advisor and Melissa Farman is playing Bristol. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The only thing I care about is who is playing my favorite pill-popping Republican ice queen goddess Cindy McCain ?! I swear, if they screw up that casting... They better have cast a magnificent stone cold beauty with sparkling sapphire eyes like that of the silver-plated dolphin bracelet my third grade teacher always wore. You don't know how many times my third grade teacher said, "Oh, my great aunt left it to me when she passed ." Ho, was your great aunt named Claire's, because you know that's where it came from! Come to think of it, my third grade teacher's dolphin bracelet should play Cindy McCain! Or Sandra Lee . One of those. via Zap2It | |
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