The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Here Comes The Bride....And Her Big Ass | Top |
| The Tush and The Bush are engaged to be married! That's what a rep for Kim Kardassian told Star Magazine . No word on when the wedding is. No word on when the baby is due either. SHUT UP! I know. That's the first thing I thought when I read that shit. Then I thought about how that fetus is going to be one lucky mofo. Obviously, Kim's womb will be his main home, but if he wants he can buy a timeshare in her ass. That way he has like a weekend place to chill out at. That fetus will be a jet setter before it's even born! From womb to ass to womb to life! And Kim doesn't even have to worry about one of those ring bearing brats effing her wedding! She can carry the ring pillow on her ass! It's better that way. I've been to so many wedding where the ring bearer drops the ring. Everybody laughs, but you know the bride is thinking, " This little bitch is ruining my day ." This won't happen to Kim, because she could balance a ping pong ball on her ass. And I'm sure she has in Tijuana. Also, when Kim walks down the aisle, this will be the first time in history where the caboose actually leads the train. | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| Burnt pussay! But at least she wore a helmet - Cityrag More pictures of Professor Whoreface in GQ Britain - Egotastic! Fug in Uggs - Hollywood Tuna If it was the DVD, then they really would have had to call in the bomb squad - Towleroad After this picture was taken, Kelly Clarkson ate the camera - Just Jared To caca or not to caca: Another fucking Hamlet movie - Lainey Gossip I'm sure David Duchovny gets all the vagina with those sexy socks - Popsugar Katie Price wearing one of Harvey's shirts (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Didn't Zac Efron already play a girl in High School Musical ? - Hollywood Rag | |
| The CAPTION THIS Contest For June 3rd! | Top |
| Source P.S. - I have to run out for a bit to pick-up a custom-made Andypuss cake from Carvel for Mah Boo's birthday. I shall return...if I don't get arrested. | |
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