The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Would You Hit It? | Top |
| If you answered " yes ," then I hope you like a pair of luscious Hello Titties in your mouth, because this isn't some dude who will hit it from the back with his Timbs on. This is really the butterfly stalker herself.... MIMI !!! Mimi is dragging it up as an Eminem -type for her new video Obsessed . You know, because Eminem is obsessed with Mimi. Or maybe she's obsessed with him. Or both. I don't know. I just hope this shit also includes a scene featuring Hello Kitty singing the chorus to her, because that's real 100% organic obsession right there! And I really feel uncomfortable that my no-no is hitting a 5th octave over this picture of Mimi as Miminem. It's every flavor of NOT RIGHT. My slutiness knows no bounds! Here's some pictures of Mimi as Mimi looking like a freshly glazed turducken while shooting her video outside of The Plaza hotel in NYC today. | |
| Drea de Matteo Is No Edie Britt | Top |
| Since Nicolette Sheridan is no longer whoring up Desperate Housewives , they are in dire need of a resident slut, so they decided to cast Drea de Matteo (that's Adriana La Cerva to most of you hos) as a ho-ey matriarch of a new Italian family. EW's Michael Ausiello says that Drea will stick around all next season and they are currently trying to find a piece to play her husband. While I enjoyed Drea's work in Prey For Rock & Roll and Joey (served on a bed of scalding hot sarcasm), she is not worthy of filling Edie's vibrator. Or should I say she's not worthy of being filled by Edie's vibrator. You know what shit show Drea would be perfect on? The Real Housewives of New Jersey ! Fuck that Wisteria Lane bullshit. Danielle needs a partner in fuckery and Drea is just the one! Together they can destroy Grandma Wrinkle's twin and her sister Don Vito Caroline . | |
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