The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Cut Me Or I'll Cut You! | Top |
| Naomi Campbell isn't the only supermodel who can cause a bitch to sleep with a baseball bat underneath their bed! Karen Mulder can play that game too. Karen was arrested in Paris yesterday for threatening to whoop her plastic surgeon's ass. The Daily Mail says that 39-year-old Karen told her plastic surgeon to reverse a surgery, but her doctor refused. Instead of flying to Brazil to have the work done there like any normal person would do, Karen got on the phone and made threats. A French detective (picture Olivier Martinez without pants on to make this quote more interesting) said, "She was screaming and shouting about the operation and became extremely threatening. There were repeated calls to the female surgeon who was extremely scared. The suspect is being interviewed. " Karen is no stranger to crazy. She spent some time in a psychiatric hospital after she lost it during a TV interview. In the interview, Karen said she was used as a sex slave during her modeling days and said that her father used to hypnotize her when she was little. Her father blamed her lunacy on ze drugs.... Wait. Hold up. You can end up in handcuffs if you threaten and scream at a ho over the phone!? Please don't tell Mah Boo's doorman about this. | |
| Steve Ryan Is Not The One | Top |
| The next time I'm drunk in Vegas, remind me to never get in Steve Ryan's shot, because he will slappity slap me in my whore mouth on live TV. On second tingle, Steven Ryan is kind of giving my genitals the shakes, so maybe I will get in his shot after all. But seriously, is Steve Ryan new at this, because how many tubby drunktards do you think troll Downtown Las Vegas on a daily basis? MILLIONS! There's no need push his head. Steven Ryan could've just pointed far away and screamed, " Look! Free beer-filled pastries!" Dude would've been out of there lickity split! I hope they made up after the camera stopped rolling and realized they were brought together for a reason. They should take their act on the road. Steve Ryan & Drunk Dude are the new Laurel & Hardy! And the look on the lady anchors' faces is amazing. However, I didn't like that bitch's tone when she said, " Especially when people have a liiiiiiiiittle too much to drink ." Don't judge Drunk Dude! VIA Wonkette | |
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