The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Who Would Run Away From This Hot Bitch?
- Pregnant Dude Is A Daddy Again!
- The Epitome Of Sophistication
| Who Would Run Away From This Hot Bitch? | Top |
| 41-year-old Kevin L. Miller of Sugarcreek Township, Ohio was arrested at his house last night after police got complaints that he was harassing ladies at a nearby park. The police didn't even let Kevin make himself decent for jail! They should have at least let him put on a silk robe (lined with marabou, of course) and some satin slippers! Thankfully, Kevin was wearing a bra, so his nipples weren't poking out of his swimsuit. That shit would've been indecent. Kevin pleaded not guilty to two counts of public indecency and one count of menacing. The judge set Miss Kevi's bail at $10,000. Kevi is accused of chasing 2 women who were canoeing on a lake at the park. That's where the swimsuit came in handy. The women also said Kevi did something very un-ladylike by flashing his fruity pebbles at them. Ignore the dumb ho shouting idiotic questions at Miss Kevi in the video above. I mean, who would ask "Why are you wearing that?" Why wouldn't you wear that?! It's the only thing that goes perfectly with his Timbs. Source | |
| Pregnant Dude Is A Daddy Again! | Top |
| With all this OctoMom and Jon & Kate fuckery going on I completely forgot that the Pregnant Dude was knocked up with his second child. Well, ABC News reports that Thomas Beatie and his wife Nancy have a new baby son that was born earlier today. Their first child, Susan Juliette , was born last June. They haven't decided on a name yet, but they have decided that Nancy would be tittyfeeding their new son. Some source-type also said it was a natural birth. I guess that means the baby came out of his peen hole. It happens. Bigger things have come out of my peen hole before. There I go again. Ruining some beautiful with gutter talk. Enough of me. Congratulations to Pregnant Dude and Big Butch Nancy! I'm sure we'll learn all about their new baby in a 10-hour long special hosted by Barbara Walters followed by a People Magazine cover spread. | |
| The Epitome Of Sophistication | Top |
| I've long been a fan of the Flirt Catalog , so it pleases my loins to see that Heather Graham also knows where to go when she wants to look like an elegant lady who douches with the finest of wine coolers and doesn't give a lap dance for less than $5. Nothing says class and " I'm not wearing chonies " like a short, black, easy access dress. My only gripe is Heather's choice of shoes. A pair of exquisite lucite heels with Christmas light accents would have taken this ensemble to the next level. Here's the pristine flower at the premiere of The Hangover in Dublin yesterday with Bradley Cooper. | |
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