The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Shia LaOedipus Strikes Again! | Top |
| Shia LaOedipus already made us all turns our heads, cross our arms and give him a side-eye for saying that if he could be with his super sexy mother, he would . Well, Shia is back for more! During an interview with Parade Magazine , they asked him where he got his sense of humor from. They probably regretted asking the question. " My humor came from seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked -- just weird hippie stuff, twisted R-rated humor. " You know, fuck Shia for giving me the image of him smoking the good shit while laughing at his parents wet humping like two seals. Since they are hippies, they are probably into doing that tantric shit on Persian rugs. The room probably smelled like patchouli, burnt weed and hot mayo. Not hilarious. Not humorous. Shia, save this kind of shit for your deep conversations with Professor Whore Face . Damn. When Shia and Megan have a private conversation, every light bulb in the room burns out. | |
| The Penguin Called Jenny | Top |
| Never before has a fugshot caused my brain to almost malfunction because of the dozens of images flying at me. I saw DEATH, an anorexic Penguin , an overcooked Gollum , Mr. Burns in need of a haircut and a methed-up Riff Raff . Who knew that Phil Spector was hiding a mullet and some broke down plugs underneath his wig. This mug shot is trying to lure me into the back of a van by promising me endless supplies of candy. I am not taking the candy. NO. Send your dry cleaning bill to The Smoking Gun for providing this portrait of fugness. | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| Kristin Calamari (or whatever the hell her name is) doesn't have what it takes to pull off this truly elegant ho dress. Sit down and let Heather Graham represent! - Hollywood Tuna They forgot to paint over Gisele Bundchen's face - Egotastic! Cristiano Ronaldo is comfortable enough with his sexuality to where a purdy pink flower in his hair - Towleroad After watching this video, I've come to the conclusion that binge drinking is the right thing to do (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Coke residue - Cityrag When Sasha Fierce met JUST PLAIN FIERCE - Just Jared Julia Roberts & David Letterman lurve each other - Lainey Gossip Barf up your life: Scary Spice sexes up her husband 5 times a day - Hollywood Rag Posh is ridiculous - Popsugar Lady Cacaface - Daily Mail | |
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