Wednesday, June 3, 2009

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Gay Fish To Gay Wolf Top
When the unofficial version of The Lord of CAPS' " Paranoid " leaked last week , his tittays got all sweaty, because he was upset that the world was not seeing the real version of his masterpiece. Well, here it is now. Just the way God (Kanye) intended! It's actually the same except for some floating words and Kanye West as a werewolf who is thirsty for tenheads. Speaking of, RiRi t ries to bring out the raw emotion in this and comes out dry. Just the other night I was telling my friend that I would kick my own crotch bone to see Alien Princess RiRi in a one-woman remake of Purple Rain as The Kid, Morris and Apollonia. After watching her try to act in this, I am 100% sure that Purple Rain should be her next project! RiRi has the shitty acting skills needed to recreate the magic! VIA Kanye's Blog
 
Live Free Or Die! Top
The Governor of New Hampshire signed a bill tonight making it legal for same-sex couples to handcuff themselves to each other. Just like everyone else! New Hampshire is now the 6th state in the country that allows gays and gayelles to get married!!! And on Anderson Cooper's birthday nonetheless! I just thought I'd add that since every time a state legalizes gay marriage, I automatically think of Mah Boo whisking me off to that state to make an honest homo out of me. We'll have a Lolita-themed wedding in New Hampshire. Those heart-shaped sunglasses will look extra precious on him. And now my eyes are on you, New York. Once you snap your fingers and make it happen, the most beautiful wedding the world has ever seen can finally take place. I've already got my flower girl outfit ready. It's made out of flannel, Bugle Boy khakis, faux red fern leaves and ginger weave hair. Source: The New York Times
 
Here Comes The Bride....And Her Big Ass Top
The Tush and The Bush are engaged to be married! That's what a rep for Kim Kardassian told Star Magazine . No word on when the wedding is. No word on when the baby is due either. SHUT UP! I know. That's the first thing I thought when I read that shit. Then I thought about how that fetus is going to be one lucky mofo. Obviously, Kim's womb will be his main home, but if he wants he can buy a timeshare in her ass. That way he has like a weekend place to chill out at. That fetus will be a jet setter before it's even born! From womb to ass to womb to life! And Kim doesn't even have to worry about one of those ring bearing brats effing her wedding! She can carry the ring pillow on her ass! It's better that way. I've been to so many wedding where the ring bearer drops the ring. Everybody laughs, but you know the bride is thinking, " This little bitch is ruining my day ." This won't happen to Kim, because she could balance a ping pong ball on her ass. And I'm sure she has in Tijuana. Also, when Kim walks down the aisle, this will be the first time in history where the caboose actually leads the train. UPDATE : Bitch ain't engaged. She wrote this on her blog , " I am not engaged!!! My new publicist was talking with Star Magazine earlier today and accidentally referred to Reggie as my fiance so they posted the news on their website! There have been so many rumors flying around recently about Reggie and I being engaged that she assumed we were! So, sorry Star Magazine for ruining your exclusive! It's totally my publicist's fault haha ."
 

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