Thursday, June 25, 2009

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Michael Jackson Has Died Top
TMZ is reporting that that Michael Jackson died in Los Angeles from cardiac arrest. The Los Angeles Times and CBS both confirm the reports. The L.A. Times says doctors pronounced him dead after he arrived at the hospital in a deep coma. He was only 50-years-old. I really don't know what to say. I am completely shocked. This doesn't feel like real life! TMZ has all the details . I'll write a little more later.
 
Michael Jackson Is In The Hospital Top
TMZ reports that Michael Jackson is at UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles right now after he suffered cardiac arrest. They say that someone called 911 from his home and requested an ambulance. While in the ambulance, paramedics gave him CPR. Jacko is currently rehearsing for his big comeback show in London. Joe Jackson told E! News that he knows his son is in the hospital, but doesn't have any details: "I am in Las Vegas but yes people in Los Angeles called me and are with Michael and tell me he was taken to the hospital. His mother is on her way to the hospital now to check in on him. I am not sure what's wrong. I am waiting to hear back from them." UPDATE: E! News spoke to Joe Jackson again who said, " He had a heart attack. He is not OK ." Apparently, Michael was not breathing when the call to 911 was made. When the paramedics arrived, they found someone giving him CPR. The paramedics continued to administer CPR on him in the ambulance while making their way to the hospital.
 
The Photoshop Lifetime Achievement Award: Mimi!!!!! Top
When is Mimi going to break open her giant Hello Kitty piggy bank and buy a shit load of stock in Adobe ? Nobody loves Photoshop the way Mimi does. Photoshop should pay homage to their #1 client by renaming themselves MimiShop. It's the least they can do. If Adobe ever went out of business, Mimi's rainbow ass would melt down into a puddle liquefied Skittles. This is the cover for Mimi's new album " Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel....Who Becomes Perfect Thanks To Photoshop ." Mimi explained the cover of Twitter : " The reason I chose to use 3 images for the cover is cos there are a lot of different emotions and stories revealed on this album. I knew..." Um. Her face is giving me the same emotion in all three pictures: " I have the farts ." However, her Hello Titties are delivering in the raw emotion department. In picture one they are saying to each other: " I loves you. " In picture two they are saying: "Hmmm...I'm kind of mad at you. " In picture three they are saying: " I HATE YOU!" VIA MariahDaily
 
Katie & Harvey Are Together Again Top
Well, well, well, it looks like Little Miss Jodie Marsh 2.0 is back from flaunting her twin bags of off-ramp oranges in Ibiza. Katie Price was at the grocery store in England today with the President of The Hood Rat Stuff Club: UK Branch and Princess Tiamaiamamaiamiamaiammam. Harvey Price looks happier than me in a tub filled with Mother's Circus Animal Cookies, but I hope he gave his mother serious shade for leaving his ass for a full week! Katie could have packed Harvey up and taken him to Ibiza with her. Harvey knows how to bust it low and party with the glittery gays. Katie probably knew Harvey would take the spotlight away from her, so she left the little bright shining star at home. And did Katie marinate Princess Tiamamamammai in Tang?!
 

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