The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| And I Thought CROCS Were Evil...... | Top |
| These are called Vibram Five Fingers and they just may be the official footwear of HELL. They are like CROCS-made condoms for your feet. They have been around for a few years, but some hos think the summer will belong to them. The makers say they can improve balance, give you better posture and make you look like a real asshole. I mean, look at those two bitches above. Do they look happy to be wearing that fuckery? No! They look humiliated, depressed and constipated. They might be contemplating chewing their own feet off, so they won't have to be seen with that fugness. I'd rather slip and crack my ass bone on a hard rock (sounds sexay) than wear those rubber lizard socks! You know UGGS is going to make a winter version of these things just to fuck with us. | |
| Four To Six More Weeks | Top |
| The L.A. County Coroner held a press conference today where he said that it will take 4-6 more weeks before they know the official cause of Michael Jackson' s death. Michael's autopsy was completed, but they need to do more toxicology tests to know for sure. The Coroner also said that there were no signs of any external trauma to Michael's body and they don't suspect foul play. He did say that Michael was taking prescription pills, but he can't say for sure what he was taking until the tests come back. Also, Michael was pronounced dead by the doctors at the hospital. Those are the facts for now. There are a million rumors running everywhere (google it, you dumb fuck) about what he was taking. MJ's old doctor, Deepak Chopra , told CNN that he heard a shot of Demerol caused him to go into cardiac arrest. The cops are also confirmed that they looking to speak to Michael Jackson's in-house doctor who tried to revive him before the paramedics arrived. The doctor dude is currently MIA. So...four more weeks. Or more! Is there enough kitten videos on YouTube to get me through it? I think I've already seen them all. Every time I read some sad stuff, I look for another kitten video to watch. I'll have to move on to bunnies, puppies and ferrets. No, scratch that last one. I'll never go that far. | |
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