The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For August 20th!
- Open Post: Hosted By Harvey Price
- The Online Enemy Of NYC's #1 Skank Has Been Revealed!
- Bitch Is Running!
| The CAPTION THIS Contest For August 20th! | Top |
| (Thanks Matt...I think) | |
| Open Post: Hosted By Harvey Price | Top |
| Everyone in this picture, besides Harvey , needs to go down to The Get A Clue Store and buy their entire stock! When Harvey Price is plugging his ears, that means you need to immediately shut your gaping mouth hole! What part of " Harvey doesn't want to listen to your screeching" do they not understand? And Katie Price is the worst of them. Look at her screaming like she's got a dry cock up her as.... Wait, why does her hatchet-faced boyfriend have a smug look on his face? Katie wouldn't...would she? In front of the kiddies? At an amusement park? On a log ride? She totally would. Here's more of Harvey, Katie and her water-damaged leather piece at Thorpe Park yesterday. And yes, Katie brought a camera crew with her, because she wants to document all these private moments....and air them on TV for millions to see. | |
| The Online Enemy Of NYC's #1 Skank Has Been Revealed! | Top |
| Earlier this year , 37-year-old model Liskula Cohen filed a lawsuit against Google to force them to reveal the identity of the blogger who started a blog devoted to trashing her good name. A judge in Manhattan ruled in favor of Liskula and Google had to hand over the e-mail address of the ho who created " Skanks In NYC." After a little Googling (irony: here it is), Liskula found out that she kind of knew the woman who was calling her a SKANK at the top of the internet mountain. The woman was her mother. No, but that would've been hot. Liskula told The NY Post that she's seen the bitch at parties, but never considered her a friend. When Liskula called her up on the phone, her arch rival wouldn't say shit. Liskula told the bitch she forgives her even though she has no idea why she hates her so much. The woman only said that they shouldn't be talking and they should leave it to the lawyers. She never apologized. Liskula is now planning to sue the anonymous skank caller for defamation. That should be an entertaining trial. They should get the oldest judge in the city to cover this wreck, just so we can all gets the LOLs when he says the word " SKANK " a zillion times. You know, instead of suing the bitch, Liskula should send her a damn fruit basket. If you Google the word " SKANK , " Liskula's name comes up on the first page. I've been working my ass off (literally) for years to achieve an honor like that! Liskula gets it handed to her and she's whining about it. She's not a skank, she's a dumb bitch! | |
| Bitch Is Running! | Top |
| Ryan Jenkins , the contestant on Megan Wants A Millionaire who is a " person of interest " in the murder of his wife , has gone on the lamb! No, Mimi , stop clapping. Not that kind of lamb. TMZ says that witnesses spotted Ryan's black BMW SUV in Washington State last night. Officers later found the BMW with nobody in it. They believe Ryan might have crossed the border into Canada by foot. They are currently searching for his ass. Paging, Detective La Toya Jackson , your services are needed at the Canadian border! Ryan is a resident of Canada and the country will not extradite his ass back to the US if he is charged with a capital crime. But if he's charged with a non-capital crime, they will gladly hand him over. So that means the US can tell Canada, " Oh, he'll be fine. We won't gas him. We promise !" And then when the US hands him, they can say, " SIIIIIIKE! We were crossing our fingers. We got you!!! ." Or something. And the plot thickens! TMZ has reason to believe that Ryan might be trying to get to Honduras. Ryan's father was the architect on some fancy resort over there. And his daddy also owns a private plane. | |
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