The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For August 28th!
- Open Post: Hosted By The Marky Mark Workout Video
- Smell Like A Kardassian
- A McBabeh For Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart?
| The CAPTION THIS Contest For August 28th! | Top |
| (Thanks Ray) | |
| Open Post: Hosted By The Marky Mark Workout Video | Top |
| POW! Rich at FourFour put together a montage from Marky Mark's (aka Monk-D Cock-D if you're feeling gangsta) 1993 workout video. This was way before Marky Mark was trying to win Oscars. This is definitely the Marky Mark that gave me good vibrations in my not-so-private areas. POW! If you turn off the air conditioning in the room you're in, put this video on mute, and take heavy breaths while watching this, you just might have an orgasm. Make sure to scream " POW !!!! " when you're about to bust one. If Marky Mark doesn't make your no-no pucker, you're in luck! Because this video also features some fly honeys. | |
| Smell Like A Kardassian | Top |
| Since they will give a perfume to absolutely anyone (I'm sure even your dealer has one), it's no surprise that Kim Kardassian is coming out with her own queef juice in a bottle. Kim said that her fragrance will start collecting dust in the storage room of a Walgreens sometime next year. Kim added, " Collaborating with Lighthouse Beauty was a really creative, innovative process. What's so different about their approach is that they have worked closely with me on all aspects of my fragrance, the bottle, the juice, and even our distribution strategy so I can develop a product that truly represents me and speaks to my fans. Because of their commitment to including me in the process, the fragrance really captures who I am. " Hmm....Really capture who she is? That means Kim's perfume will smell like Brandy's first piss of the morning ( Ray J wasn't available), piping hot butt crack butter, Khloe's nustack sweat, the blood from a warthog Khloe caught during her midnight hunt and desperation (which basically smells like Kourtney's saliva). Not only will Kim's perfume make you smell like a real asshole, but it can also help to relieve the pain of a jellyfish sting. VIA WWD | |
| A McBabeh For Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart? | Top |
| McSteamy and Rebecca Gayfart are going to have a baby. That's what Life & Style is saying. Sources say that the stars of the most boring celebrity " nekkid tape " of all-time are expecting one of those baby things in 5-6 months. Insert your very own customized " smackhead child killah is going to be a mom " joke here. This source said that they have been trying to spawn for a while now and Rebecca even turned down highly important roles (sarcasm) in order to focus on getting pregnant. The source added, " She turned down the role of Penn Badgley's mother on 'Gossip Girl' because it was based in N.Y.C. and she didn't want to be away from Eric or travel that far. It was bad for her health. Rebecca also turned down a Hallmark movie and a Lifetime movie because she was trying to have a baby ." McGayfart have yet to confirm or deny this, so this could just be a rumor they magically conjured up to take the focus off of their bunk ass tape. You know what else they could've done to take the focus off that audacity? Leak a tape with actual fucking! I mean, that tape was a health hazard, because it gave bitches everywhere a serious case of blue balls. We're still waiting, McSteamy..... VIA Ace Showbiz | |
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