The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Brangie Buys Gerbils: The Pictures | Top |
| Last week , there was a mind-boggling important story about Brangie buying gerbils in France for their chirruns. Yeah, I know you already tattooed that story to the inside of your brain, so you can remember it for all time and forever. It's that important. Well, a week later, here's the pictures and they are equally (if not more) important! Go ahead and cancel your plans for the rest of the day, so you can print out all these pictures out and put them in your family album. That's not funny, because you know some Brangaloonies do that. Why does Brad continue to dress like a pepaw mechanic who cleaned up real swell to go have dinner at the Sizzler? And why is Saint Angelina wearing a dress made from a saloon lamp in my grandma's " fancy " living room? And in the last thumbnail, those gerbils don't look that excited about the possibility of being adopted by the chosen ones. They probably aren't looking forward to spending the rest of their days wearing all-black. | |
| Vintage (Sort Of) John Mayer | Top |
| Early this morning on Twitter , John Mayer challenged Harvey Levin and TMZ to track down his mug shot from when he was arrested for driving with a suspended license in Georgia in 2001. John offered up $25,000 to TMZ's charity of choice if they could deliver it on a platter. The Smoking Gun also heard John's call for attention and posted the goods a few minutes before TMZ did. Now they are both scratching and shaking at each other over John's $25k reward. Oh, John, just don't bleach your asshole for one whole month and give them both the money. Even in his mug shot (which looks like the before picture in a Proactiv commercial), John Mayer has to try to finger bang a bitch with his eyes. | |
| Bitch Got Booed: The Vadge Edition | Top |
| Last night in Bucharest, Vadge got booed. For some of you, that little tidbit might be enough to keep you smiling in the soul for the rest of the day. So go with it. For the rest of you, Vadge got booed, because she told Romania that they need to stop discriminating against gays and gypsies. Tramps and thieves are still okay, I think. Anyway, not everyone was loving Vadge's words and some showered her with boos. They need to watch out, because Madonna is bumping it with Baby Jesus ! Baby Jesus could destroy them all with his sexyfaces and killer poses. Speaking of Baby Jesus, whoever booed at Vadge should've saved it for this audacity below. In case you haven't seen it, here's a 15-second preview for Vadge's new video "Celebration" featuring Baby Jesus and Paul Oakenfold. At first, I booed, then I laughed, then I dry heaved, and then I don't really remember what happened after that. Paul Oakenfold's moves did not agree with my stomach. They should stamp a surgeon general's warning on this shit. VIA MTV | |
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