The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| The End Of Reading Rainbow! | Top |
| It looks like we've really reached the end of the rainbow. Okay, that sentence was cheesier than RPattz's dick, but sad news like this makes sentimental (along with UB40 songs, go figure). Cincinatti.com reports that after 26 years, PBS' Reeeeeeeeeaaaading Raaaaaainboooow is going away this Friday. The show stopped production in 2006, but they were showing the old episodes on PBS. But PBS' contract with the show expires on Friday and they aren't renewing it. That means it won't ever be on the air again unless another network picks it up. The truth is I haven't seen an episode of RR in a while, but it was one of those things you knew was always there if you needed to be picked up. You know, like re-runs of The Golden Girls , the on-and-off fuck buddy you've had for years, strawberry parfait ( the trash kind ) and weed. It's a sad day, because LeVar Burton will no longer be there to gently stroke our soul by reading a story about a flying pony or some shit. And Reading Rainbow will go down in history for having one of the top 10 theme song/openings of all-time. Watch that trippy shit above and try to tell me that it didn't take you higher for a quick second. You can thank Reading Rainbow for getting you buzzed for the first time. Oh, shit. RR was a gateway drug. Tears. It will be missed. (Thanks Kristin) | |
| Chuck Bass Is Getting Some Of This | Top |
| Is Gossip Girl finally going to show some hot dude-on-dude action? SPOILER ALERT (Maybe). Well, the " hot " part is to be determined, but apparently they are going to give us a little gay action courtesy of Chuck Bass and the piece above. Michael Ausiello over at EW.com has it on good authority that Chuck Bass will pucker up his precious trout lips for actor Neal Bledsoe next season. The storyline is kind of brings the bores. Neal will play the head of freshmen affairs at NYU, where Blair Waldorf Salad is a student. Blair really wants to deliver the freshmen speech at some school event, so Chuck Bass seduces Neal to get her the gig. BOOM! That's it. This is The CW, so I doubt this is going to make you want to fidget with your privates. I'm guessing no tongue, no nipple pinching, no face slapping and no hair pulling. I'd rather watch Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford's private home movies. But a gay kiss is a gay kiss, so this is a start. Here's those GG hos (including Hilary Duff ) shooting in NYC yesterday. And is Chuck Bass butt queefing in the second thumbnail below? Because the chick with the blue purse looks like she smells one. | |
| And It Starts.... | Top |
| This actually took longer than I expected, but here's one of the first " MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL ALIVE" vidoes. KTLA posted this clip of " Michael Jackson " getting out of an L.A. Coroner's van. The person who uploaded the video to LiveLeak wrote this: " This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it´s real and Michael is alive ." It's obviously Michael. All the signs are there. I mean, he's wearing a white shirt and Michael wore white shirts...sometimes. He's also wearing black pants and I'm sure Michael wore black pants A LOT. I'm sure Michael was on his way to play a game of Chutes & Ladders with Elvis and Tupac . But there's only one way to find out (you know where I'm going with this)! DETECTIVE LA TOYA , your job is not done! Pick up your magnifying glass and get to the bottom of this! (Thanks Kristina) | |
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