The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Is Colin Farrell Going To Be A Daddy Again?
- Give Your Pussy A Thorough Rub Down
- NeNe Used To Be A Stripper
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| Colin Farrell's girlfriend, Polish actress Alicja Bachleda-Curuś , either swallowed an entire Honey Baked Ham whole or she's got a baby brewing in her baby. I'm going to go with the latter, because Alicja has a look on her face like: " Ya, I got this. " Oh, yes she does and I'm jealous of the ho. If Alicja does have a case of the babies and Colin is the father, then the child will be his second. Colin has a 5-year-old son named Colin with Kim Bordenave . Colin and Alicja met on the set of the movie Ondine . They have apparently been dating for only 7-months, which means shit got serious really fast. But if you were dating Colin, you'd wrap your fuck parts around his peen rod and wouldn't let go until a baby pushed it out. Truth. VIA Pudelek | |
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| If you have a cat in the room right now, you might want to tell it to go take a walk while you watch this video. If you let it stay and watch, it will start to get ideas and expect you to give it a full-on massage WITH oils (it's a rebel). This is a video from a magical land called the 1980s of some crazy cat lady instructing us on how to correctly massage a cat. This is basically like lady-on-cat softcore porn. For instance, she says that it's a good thing if your cat forgets to swallow and starts drooling at the mouth. That means your cat is loving your hands all over its body. Okay, does is it also a good thing if your cat lights up a cigarette after its drooling session, because that shit sounds like a happy ending. You can't fool drool. And today's phrase that pays is: " Who's the best cat in the United States? It's you Champer Damper, it's you. " VIA Everything Is Terrible | |
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| The Real Housewives of Atlanta's NeNe Leakes has a book out called Buy This So I Don't Get Evicted Again Never Make The Same Mistake Twice and in it she talks about how she once popped her pussay for a dollar when she was in her 20s. But who hasn't? I'm sure Kim Zolciak has made her merkin shimmy to pay a car note. On second thought, Kim is hardcore. She's not a stripper, she's a straight up prostitution whore. Ah, but I digress... Nene writes in her book (via Gatecrasher ), " Yes, I was a stripper - let the judgments ensue. I'm not ashamed. What difference does it make if I danced or not? Is the sun going to stop shining? Is my past taking food out of your mouth? [I stripped] for the sake of my son, and to restore my confidence in myself. My son was in private school, his father wasn't chipping in for pull-ups or food, I had no job and no money coming in, the rent was past due, and the super told me and my roommate that our condo owner was about to put us out. It was about survival. I could make $500 off one guy just by turning him on. These men were obviously there to see what I had, and I quickly realized that those men weren't there to make me feel bad about myself. " I would never judge NeNe for getting paid. A dollar is a dollar. But I will judge her for her choice of a stripper name. NeNe says she want by the moniker " Silk ." Now I know NeNe can do better than that! I mean, was The Chocolate Fox already taken? Or PuNeNe? Or LBB (Low-Budget Bitch)? Any of those are better than Silk! And if NeNe should ever decide to make her triumphant return to the pole, this should be the song she bumps it to. I present to you the full version of Kim Zolciak's " Tardy for the Party ." I'm sure you can see Kim performing this soon-to-be international hit at the wig section inside a swap meet near you! I'm so disgusted with myself, because I've been singing this song all day. Why do I hate myself so? (Thanks ChicagoSnitch ) | |
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