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- The International Male Catalog Has Some Competition
- Ricky Martin And His BABIES!!!
- Kourtney Kardashian Is Still Talking About Her Unborn Baby
| The International Male Catalog Has Some Competition | Top |
| Squinty Zellweger's former homegirl, Kenny Chesney , is launching his own clothing line called Blue Chair Bay . Kenny told People that his new line, for both dicks and chicks, will be like " that favorite T-shirt that you've washed a lot that is kind of sun bleached… your favorite khakis, and your shirt that you've had forever. " Kenny says this isn't something he just stamped his name on. When he wasn't performing on stage or trolling the bath houses for a peen that won't quit, Kenny was getting his purdy hands dirty by helping to design this crap. Kenny even named some of the pieces after his favorite butt buddies friends, " I've got a shirt that says 'Bob's Charter' and Bob is a buddy of mine that's been living in the islands for a long time. " Kenny didn't mention it, but his collection will also include assless chaps, jean shorts with dick hole cutouts, sleeveless shirts with built-in nipple clamps and puka shell cock rings. | |
| Ricky Martin And His BABIES!!! | Top |
| Ricky Martin is looking so damn serious in this picture he posted on his website of his 1-year-old twinsies. It's like he's saying, " I come in peace. Take these babies as an offering. " No, thanks, but I'll take a piece of you instead, Ricky. Seriously, I've never gotten the tingles in a major way for Ricky, but dude is looking hot. I guess being around baby shit fumes, nose smegma, banana vomit and SpongeBob SquarePants does a body good. Yeah, that can't be it. If that was the case, Jon Gosselin wouldn't look like something the Pillsbury Doughboy's asshole coughed up. | |
| Kourtney Kardashian Is Still Talking About Her Unborn Baby | Top |
| Shouldn't Kourtney Kardashian be negotiating a reality show starring her fetus or trying to sell her ultrasound scans to the tabloids? Instead, Kourtney is still here, yap yap yapping away. Kourt has already told us that she got knocked up, because she kind of forgot to take her birth control pills. Now, she's telling People Magazine that she thought about having an abortion. How precious. I hope Kourtney is cutting out these touching articles and putting them in her baby book. Kourtney is speaking out, because she has a reality shit show to whore out. And because she feels that women don't thoroughly think through their options, "I can't even tell you how many people just say, 'Oh, get an abortion.' Like it's not a big deal." Kourtney went on to queef that she wanted to know what risks she would face if she had an abortion, so she talked about it with her doctor. Kourtney's physician, Dr. Sarah Palin , told her, " There is nothing you will ever regret about having the baby, but you may regret not having the baby. " After speaking with her doctor and agreeing with what they had to say, Kourtney went on the internet to do her own research, " I looked online, and I was sitting on the bed hysterically crying, reading these stories of people who felt so guilty from having an abortion. I was reading these things of how many people are traumatized by it afterwards. I was just sitting there crying, thinking, 'I can't do that.' And I felt in my body, this is meant to be. God does things for a reason, and I just felt like it was the right thing that was happening in my life. For me, all the reasons why I wouldn't keep the baby were so selfish: It wasn't like I was raped, it's not like I'm 16. I'm 30 years old, I make my own money, I support myself, I can afford to have a baby. And I am with someone who I love, and have been with for a long time ." Kourtney, your fetus faxed me (it's old-school like that) and it wants you to stop airing out its business! It might be a Kardashian, but I don't think its famewhore gene is fully developed yet. | |
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