The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Kourtney Kardashian Found A Partner In Blabbery
- Dominick Dunne Has Passed Away
- You Punched My Dog!
- Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
| Kourtney Kardashian Found A Partner In Blabbery | Top |
| Kourtney Kardashian has been quiet the past few days, so I figured someone finally picked her up, put her in a corner, stuck a pacifier in her mouth and turned on a baby mobile so that she could be mesmerized by the fancy moving parts for a while. Well, Kourtney is back and she's brought a friend! Kourtney and her brainmate Kendra Wilkinson are talking about breastfeeding in the new issue of UsWeekly . You know this is going to hurt. Kendra says: " I was so scared that I wasn't going to be able to nurse that when I saw stuff come out of my nipples the other day, I was like, I can breast-feed? And I asked my doctor, who said, 'That's fine, but it's not milk yet!' " Kourtney added: " They say usually you can breast-feed with implants. I want to. " Then both of their fetuses jumped out of their bodies, ran to Pennsylvania and jumped into Kate Gosselin's womb. It's that serious. (Image via Cover Awards ) | |
| Dominick Dunne Has Passed Away | Top |
| The summer of death has claimed another. CNN reports that Dominick Dunne , Hollywood producer, best-selling author and frequent contributor to Vanity Fair, passed away at his home in Manhattan today after a long battle with bladder cancer. He was 83. Dominick's first article for Vanity Fair was in 1984 and it was his account of the trial of the man who murdered his daughter Dominique . He was working on a novel before his health took a turn for the worse. He traveled to Germany earlier this month to receive another round of stem cell treatments at the same clinic Farrah Fawcett went to. When he got back to NYC, he was immediately hospitalized and then sent home. Dominick is survived by his two sons Griffin and Alex. May Dominick rest in peace. The sads. | |
| You Punched My Dog! | Top |
| Walking your dog in NYC is a dangerous game! Gerard Butler learned this the hard way when he was taking his pug Lolita (my gaydar went up a notch) out for a stroll in Long Island City, Queens on Monday night. Now, Gerard was walking his pug without a leash which someone should punch him in the crotch bone for (I'll volunteer). Dogs off the leash always strut up to my dog all bitchy-like, sniff at his private hole and whisper shit in his ear like, "Hahaha, bitch, I'm free and you're not. Come at me !" They totally say that shit. I can read it with my eyes. So, like with all stories, there's two completely different sides to this one. Let's start with Gerard's: Gerard claims that Lolita was minding her own business, walking the stroll, when a greyhound attacked her by biting her twice in the neck. Gerry immediately put Lolita on a leash and started to sashay away, but the greyhound (with his elderly owners) followed them. The greyground tried to snap at that bitch again, but Gerry blocked it. Basically, it sounds like a regular day at The Gosselins. Gerry's rep told The New York Post that Lolita spent 4 hours at an animal hospital getting her shit together again. The rep added, " People are so mean. They're just trying to milk this. " And now for the other side: The greyhound's owners, Fred and Maria Varecka , say that when Lolita and their dog simply touched noses, Gerry freaked out like Christian Bale on a movie set. Gerry kept shouting at them, " That dog should be put down!" When they tried to get away from him, Gerry followed them and kept shouting about how they should send their dog to the glue factory. Fred went on to say, " And he smacked the dog in the head. The dog's head went into the fence. I was shaking. The dog yelped. I said, 'Keep your hands off my dog! Why did you hit my dog?' He didn't say a word." When the couple called the cops, Gerry and Lolita (who are the new Bonnie & Clyde) busted out of there. The couple filed a report, but no citations were given. They also claim they aren't trying to get money out of Gerry. So who to believe? Lolita the pug? Or Mayfair the greyhound? Those two just need to lick each other's asses and make-up. It's how I always handle a fight. This story screams for the classic "Fuck You Guy" phone prank, so here it is: | |
| Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess | Top |
| Which star just backed out of a recent movie role and is blaming it on conflicting work schedules, when it really has to do with the fact that she and the director were having a relationship that ended badly when his wife demanded he kick her to the curb or else? Not Rachelle Lefevre. ( BuzzFoto via Blindsmack ) Please let this be Katherine Hagel and Garry Marshall !?! PLEASE! Hagel dropped out of Valentine's Day which is directed by Garry. Okay, Garry would never hit that, so it's probably not them. My other guess is Amanda Seyfriend and Zack Snyder (who is directing Sucker Punch )? This well respected Academy Award winner/nominee actress has had a dramatic weight loss recently thanks to her heroin use. Her habit has become so bad that people are convinced they saw her using in a popular LA Japanese restaurant. ( CDAN ) Saint Angie ....I'm joking, Brangaloonies. Calm your clits. Besides, it said " well respected. " ....And here comes the e-mails anyway. This celebrity couple is stressing out over one of their kids. Despite their best efforts at parenting, the child was almost expelled from a very expensive private school last semester. While we are not exactly sure of the details, the accusation had something to do with the repeated theft of private property. In order to prevent the publicity and shame that might result from an expulsion, the parents have paid to make the problem go away. Their precious child will not only return to the same school this fall, they will get to enjoy the facilities enhanced due to the very generous donation made by Mommy and Daddy. ( Blind Gossip ) Brangie ? Only because I'd like to think Maddox is well on his way to becoming a master at hood rat stuff. My other guess is The Beckhams ? | |
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