The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| And This Is How HoHan's Trying To Get On True Blood.... | Top |
| Whenever HoHan calls the casting directors at True Blood , they probably cackle until the connection goes out. So HoHan has been forced to audition on Twitter. Yes, it's come to this. HoHan, who has already admitted that she's a major True Blood fanwhore, posted these pictures of her as a vampire on her Twitter . Nice try, bitch. If the show was called True Cokeywhore , then she'd get the starring role, but unfortunately it's not. The only way I could appreciate her Hot Topic-approved vampire look is if we were at a goth rave and I had a pill up the butt . And here's a few pictures of Jason Segel busting buttons (LITERALLY) while arriving at the Chateau Marmont last night. Apparently, that's HoHan in the backseat of the SUV with him. They were partying all night together. And that's how she's going to get on How I Met Your Mother. Do who you gotta do, HoHan! | |
| SCRAGS BITCHES At The US Open | Top |
| This might be some kind of record! Homewrecking hero Sienna Miller has been dating DJ Slinky Wizard (that name gives me the farts, still) for over a month ! Yes, Sienna's bull dozer vagina has been dormant for that long, because DJ Slinky Wizard isn't married! You know the housing market is in the shits when even Sienna Miller isn't touching it (GONG!). And while DJ Slinky Wizard's hotness registers at about 92 degrees on my scale, I hope Sienna doesn't have to call him that during sexy times. Can you imagine screaming DJ Slinky's name while he's hitting it from the back? That'll turn your fuck part into a sad face in 0 seconds flat. | |
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