Friday, September 25, 2009

Y! Alert: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

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OK! Paid Too Much Top
The brand new poster children for the sanctity of marriage, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom, will make it legal this Sunday after only doing ass-to-mouth (you decide who does what) with each other for about a month. According to the NYDN , there was a small bidding war between People, UsWeekly and OK! Magazine for the exclusive pictures of the wedding. Apparently, OK! Magazine won out and will hand over $300,000 to Khloe. Yes, 300 hundred thousand AMERICAN dollars. More like Not OK! Magazine! If OK! paid Khloe in generic female hormone pills bought on the internet and a 3-month supply of NADS , then I'd say it was worth it. Maybe. But $300k?! Do they also get the rights to the divorce party that will be held in about six months? OK! could have saved their dollars and published this picture of the Shrek wedding with the headline: " KHLOE and LAMAR'S FAIRYTALE WEDDING! " Nobody would've been the wiser.....
 
Jared Leto Pays His Respects To The Quween Top
And by that I mean he put a little sugar in her collection cup. Quween on the Scene deserves every last crisp dollar from Jared Leto , because protecting his precious cardigan from the posarassi is not an easy job. You have to pay up. I love how Quween is eyeballing his wad of cash. She knows dude has My So-Called Life residuals coming in. Quween always does her research. By the way, I'm still mad at Quween that her white socks are whiter than mine. Quween must scare away the dirt!
 

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