Monday, November 30, 2009

Y! Alert: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 25th! Top
Why even Jesus shouldn't be on Facebook. - The C Word Runners-up: Chet's Nuts Roasting On an Open Fire - loozer Damn cats always look so different after they get shaved down. - upser22 You know the truly scary thing is I've had enough turkey and vodka that this picture makes me want to rub one off right now. - mercury rising (Thanks Joan)
 
Hot Slut Of The Day! Top
Amazon Eve - At 6'8", Amazon Eve might be the world's tallest bikini model and possibly the owner of the longest clit (ala Chyna-style)! Amazon Eve (birth name: Amazon Evan) graces the pages of Australia's Zoo Weekly and says that in addition to bikini modeling, her hobbies include fantasy wrestling, domination, role playing, scissor sessions, tug of wear and overpowering. Basically, she just wants a reason to smash you with her exquisite lucite heel (in size: XXXL Khloe Kardashian). We really should watch ourselves around this big big bitch, because she could send us flying just by flicking her pinky toe. I mean, her hands are bigger than that model's head! Bitch could squish her head! On a positive note, you could probably use her ass lips to go bungee jumping. Below is Amazon Eve's bikini video, which was definitely directed by David Lynch.
 
Birthday Sluts Top
Billy Idol (54) Chanel Iman (20) Kaley Cuoco (24) Omahyra Mota (25) Elisha Cuthbert (27) Clay Aiken (31) Gael Garcia Bernal (31) Mindy McCready (34) Amy Ryan (40) Des'ree (41) Ben Stiller (44) Bo Jackson (47) Lorraine Kelly (50) Stacey Q (51) Gordon Liu (54) Shuggie Otis (56) Mandy Patinkin (57) June Chadwick (58) David Mamet (62) Terrence Malick (66) Ridley Scott (72) Dick Clark (80) Robert Guillaume (82)
 

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