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| Jogging In Traffic....With A Glittery Friend |
| Kelly Bensimon , the piece of crazy glazed salmon jerky from The Real Housewives of NYC , usually goes jogging in traffic like a dumb fuck by herself, but today she brought along a sparkly friend. A sparkly friend who is showing her ass up in every which way! If Kato Kaelin wore a weave made of satchels of gold and constantly spit out a rainbow of non-processed Gummi Bears from his glitter hole, he would look just like Kelly's special friend. There's also a good reason for why he's got a fancy scarf around his neck in this nasty heat. After Kelly starts galloping in the heat for a while she stars to reek of grilled leather, microwaved plastic yogurt cups and freshly shat out jelly beans, so he needs something to cover his fragile nostrils with. |
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