Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Y! Alert: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

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Oh, look who fell off the shelf in the adult section at Jim Henson's Muppet factory? It's none other then Tiffany " New York " Pollard with LisaRaye at some pre-BET Awards party this past weekend. New York has been MIA lately (but was anyone looking?), because she's been too busy lying under a back alley plastic surgeon's scalpel in a makeshift medical center down in the basement of some abandoned warehouse. I mean, what in exploding lace hell is she smuggling in her chest area? Bitch looks like if Janice tried to swallow Animal and Zoot, but they got stuck in her chest so she just let them stay there. Poor rotting Muppets. And try not to stare, but I'm pretty sure New York's wig is trying to slowly tip toe backwards towards the exit. Don't say anything. Let it escape.
 
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This B-/C+ list television actress has a B- list movie actor boyfriend. Everyone knows that. What they don't know is that the sister of the actress joins the couple in bed every chance they get. ( CDAN ) In my wildest dreams, this would be The Landers Sisters and Lorenzo Lamas . But since we know they are all at the top of the A-list, I'll go with Kellan Lutz and AnnaLynne and Angel McCord ? This one becomes juicy because of who it involves. This soclose to A list television actor who has been in movies, but is only really known for ones that involved a television character he plays cheated on his D list actress girlfriend. While she was pregnant. More than once. ( CDAN ) Chris Noth ? But it doesn't count as cheating if your wife is pregnant. Or is it, it doesn't count as cheating if your side-piece is pregnant? This celebrity that everyone loves (including many actresses) has been famous for so long, he is out of touch with the real world. He has gotten so used to not talking to 'regular' people, he doesn't know how to do it. During a recent holiday weekend which most of his staff had off, he had some problems with his cable. When the cable man came to the door, our star literally did not know how to communicate with him. He stood at the doorway stammering, and then expected the cable man to know what to do automatically. Finally he got upset, cursed at the man and yelled, "Hold up a minute, I'm not good with people." He punched a number in his cellphone and had a man on the phone explain to the cable guy what the problem was and what he needed to do. Not John Mayer. ( BuzzFoto ) But more importantly, what cable company sends out technicians on a holiday weekend?! I can't even get Time Warner to give me less than an 8-hour window. Fuckery. Here is an ad from the Personals M4M section that was posted on Craigslist Los Angeles on Saturday. Yes, even hip hop stars need a little love. I'm More Than Just An Option (Beverly Hills, Los Angeles) I am in town for a few days on business looking to find someone to hangout with and just be myself with. We can have lunch, drive the cost, play games, or sit and talk. I don't have pics because I gotta watch my back, cause I'm not just anybody. I will say that I'm in my early 20′s, 6'2″,bi-racial, decent body, nice smile. You must be ages 25-40, masculine, good head on his shoulder, vert discret. If you like what you hear, send me a Pic and Stats. ( Blind Gossip ) Gay Al Renolds pretending to be Drake ?
 

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