The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
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| The inside of Amy Wino's house probably already looks like something out of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (but more corpses and way more jugs of homemade booze), so imagine what that shit will turn into if Dreamboat Doherty moves his mess in with her. Their mutual stank will rise into the sky and form a signal to all roaches far and wide. So if you see a parade of roaches heading towards the Atlantic Ocean for the UK you now know why. No need to RAID their asses. They are headed for the promise land. The Sun reports that Wino is currently renovating her Casa de Crackery in Camden and wants Dreamy to stay with her. A source said, " Amy has offered Pete a place to stay while he's in London working on The Libertines comeback. She thinks a lot of him and they've been through a lot together so she wants to help him out. But pals are worried because they are bad influences on each other. " If Wino and Dreamy live under the same roof, their kitchen cupboards will be completely empty except for broken light bulbs, burnt rolling papers, melted ice pops, random pube hairs, alley cat whiskers and half-filled mini bar booze bottles. Both Wino and Dreamy only clean their crotches once a month with a garden hose, so they will use the tub for a giant barf bin. Actually, that kind of sounds like a non-stop party. Do they need a third roommate? But seriously, we all know what happened one of the last times these two wrecks got together? On a positive note, at least they won't ever have to worry about a rodent infestation, because no mouse is going to go near that house. | |
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| Magilla and Shrilla are hairy, grunting, inarticulate, chest-beating gorillas with sub-human IQs. We wonder if the cameras were rolling when Shrilla found out that Magilla was mating with another. We do know that Shrilla is really freaking out behind the scenes now that so many of their secrets are being laid out on the table. Like the fact that Magilla now has the masculine monkey child he always wanted. ( Blind Gossip ) On last night's Real Trashwives of New Jersey reunion, Teresa Giudice raaaaaged and flared her nostrils when Danielle Staub brought up her " nephew ." Some think that the " nephew " Danielle was talking about is the secret love child of Teresa's husband Juicy Delicious . A secret love child he supposedly made with a mistress named Tara. But Jacqueline denied that there's a secret love child or a mistress. Teresa wrote a blog explaining that Danielle was talking about her actual nephew who was born while she was doing work shit. I'm going to choose to ignore Teresa's blog, because I'm hoping that next seasons there's an ESCANDALOSO moment where Juicy Delicious' secret love child is revealed. I'm still going to guess Teresa and Juicy Delicious (like this could be anybody else)? This B+ movie actress from a hit franchise series has always been rumored to be in a heterosexual relationship. True. She is. She is also involved with a female costume designer she met on the set of a different movie other than the franchise. ( CDAN ) Kristen Stewart , durr? Or Emma Watson who just chopped off her long hair recently and we all know what that means (Big lez! Or starring in a production of Peter Pan). Could it be that one of the most venerable relationships in Hollywood and points south has hit the skids? True enough – the partnership has been dissolved and while the public may focus on the star leaving the boardroom, the golden boy has been moved out of the bedroom. Or bedrooms in this case (the pitfalls of being so international). I'm told the lord of the rings was very direct about the split. No big song and dance. No other party involved (except the ever-present wife). The liaison had simply runs it's course. It could have been ugly, but the youngster has been through this before. He's a foxy fella and like most Silcilians, he'll land on his feet (or his back). ( Billy Masters via Blind Gossip ) Hugh Jackmenoff and his former production partner John Palermo ? Their old production company was called SEED . Enough said. This up-and-coming pop starlet snorted a line of coke while partying in a club with some pals. It shouldn't come as a huge surprise given the boost her career got after she was linked to a real coke fiend. Her friends are watching her closely because drugs are becoming a more regular routine of hers. Not Miley Cyrus. ( Blind Gossip ) My first thought was Taylor Momsen , but that hardcore toddler would beat my ass in front of the jungle gym if I referred to her as a " pop starlet ." | |
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