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| Céline Dion Names Her Twins! | Top |
| Shortly after Céline Dion' s double dose of baby came riding out of her womb on musical notes, her rep said that she needed some time with her husband René Angélil to come up with names. So Seeeeeelean sat in a darkened corner in a room in her Florida castle and held her twins tight while humming softly until a pair of names came to her. Now, I was hoping that just like she did with her son René-Charles , she would give her twins names that make them sound like European gigolos who masquerade as counts to steal priceless gems from horny old rich ladies. I also was hoping that she'd at least throw a René in her twins' names so that one day they can form a family group called Céline and the 3 Renés. But no, Céline and René Angélil have named their twin boys Nelson and Eddy . instead Their names have nothing to do with Nelson Eddy . People explains: The name "Eddy" comes from Eddy Marnay, who produced the singer's first five records. "He was like a father to her," says Dion's rep. "Eddy is a major influence in both Céline and René's lives." Nelson is named after Nelson Mandela, whom Dion met two years ago while kicking off her world tour in South Africa. "René said that in just the few minutes they were able to spend with him, they were impressed by the human being he is," says the rep. "Céline and René want their children to be inspired by their names, because they were so inspired by these men," Okay, but couldn't Céline put a little sparkle on it. You know, make the name kick you in the tonsils. Put a thrust on it. Saying their names should make you want to reach for a bag of Ricolas. Like Nélson and Éddy. There, that's better. See the different an accent makes! | |
| The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 28th! | Top |
| When John Mayer goes to the beach, every douchebag flushed down a toilet tries to come home to papa. - oggie168 Runners-up: I'm not sure what the hell that is, but Kirstie Alley says it's only three licks to get to its center. - Team Valtrex And when the womb of Mimi opens this Spring, a thousand butterflies will prance and sing "Vision of Love". - Keshiakola The Jersey Shore's Vinny shows the world what Snooki was talking about. - WillDevil (Thanks Amy) | |
| Hot Slut Of The Day! | Top |
| Andy South's delicate and graceful mom from Project Runway 8! - This is a long time coming, I know, but today just seemed like the right day. Not much sense was made during last night's overdrawn and WTFery finale. I mean, Jessica Simpson judging a fashion competition instead of a country fair fart contest held behind the Port-A-Potties? Andy's clothes looking like something a middle-aged lady of leisure might buy at Cache to wear to her country club's " The King & I" theme dinner? Wretchen's shit, which was snatched from an old Three's Company costume closet marked " extras ". But the one bright spot was Andy South's mother sitting front row and proudly beaming from her eyebrows for her son's big moment. Finally some real talent and beauty! Brows that make me want to cry pineapple-scented tears every 10 minutes like the clouds in Hawaii. Brows that make me want to string purple orchids through them and wear around my neck for the rest of my days. Heidi Klum should've announced these brows as the real winner of Project Runway: Right? Right. Okay, there was another bright spot last night. When Heidi (SPOILER ALERT) announced the winner! I think I let out a laugh thinking about all the bitches who spit out their white wine spritzer at the TV when Heidi named the granola cunt and the Bitchenstock of Oregon as the winner over Mondo. " CANCEL MY LIFETIME!" " But it comes with your basic cable." " Oh." Oh well, Wretchen will have a glorious career being a talking head in " Reality TV's Most Hated Bitches " specials for years to come! | |
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