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- The CAPTION THIS Contest For December 31st!
- .....The Fuck?
- Open Post: Hosted By Monkeys Trying To Eat Jell-O
- Snooki Tells All Her Haters To Fuck Off
| The CAPTION THIS Contest For December 31st! | Top |
| via Daily Mail | |
| .....The Fuck? | Top |
| I didn't know Twiki from Buck Rogers was doing vocal for Flavor Flav . That's the only reasonable explanation for why Foofy Foo's new single " I'll Never Let You Go (An Ode to Auto-Tune) " sounds like a robot with Tourettes singing into a high-powered fan. This will make you want to kick technology in the crotch bone. Jay-Z was dead wrong about auto-tune taking a nap in a coffin anytime soon. Auto-tune is alive and well thanks to this future Grammy-winning masterpiece. Shift fuckery into sixth gear and ride the hell away from this disaster. On a positive note, this is the perfect song if you're a greedy bitch who is getting married soon. As soon as this classic plays over the speakers for the " first dance, " every guest, cater waiter and in-law will bust out of there. More booze and cake for you! via ONTD ( Thanks Brandy ) | |
| Open Post: Hosted By Monkeys Trying To Eat Jell-O | Top |
| When the monkeys at the Bronx zoo were presented with a mound of Jell-O with blueberries in it, they didn't know whether to attack it or make out with it. Hell, all of us should approach Jell-O with the same kind of caution, because who knows what the hell kind of jelly jizz shit they put in there. And this video is also an accurate reenactment of Tommy Girl's first time trying to do oral to a girl. via Buzzfeed | |
| Snooki Tells All Her Haters To Fuck Off | Top |
| Jersey Shore's Snookikins , the gorgeous dingle John Waters farted up one night after a manicotti dinner, has a way with words the same way she has a way with pickles. The Pickle Whisperer gave an eloquent statement when asked how she feels about Domino's and Unico (an Italian American organization) hating on her show. Snooki said, " Fuck you! If you don't want to watch, don't watch. Just shut the hell up! I'm serious...Fuck you!" And she is serious. If Domino's doesn't stop it, Snooki will mount one of their pizza slices and fuck the pepperoni off it. Shit, it's orange and greasy enough. Domino's and Unico both issued hilarious statements in response to Snooki. First up is Domino's : " Our first response was, 'What a classy young lady—her parents must be so proud. There's no need to get into a war with this young girl, because ticktock, her 15 minutes are almost up. " And now let's shine a light on Unico's corner : " She is not an embarrassment to Italian Americans -- she is actually an embarrassment to the entire human race!!!! " The last time I ordered Domino's, they said they would knock on my door in 30 minutes. It took them an hour, so if we're going by Domino's clock that means Snooki will be around for at least another 2 hours. And I already felt in a tingle in my soul for Snooki, but after reading Unico's statement, I want to adopt her midget ass. Embarrassments to the human race need to stick together! (Image via ONTD ) | |
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