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| Denise Richards Will Spill Her Guts One Day | Top |
| A few days after Charlie Sheen was arrested for allegedly completing task 1 on Michael Lohan's list of daily activities, Denise Richards was photographed with her two daughters at the park looking like the perfect Norman Rockwell painting as seen through the eyes of an E! Executive. I guess some bitches thought Denise set up the photo opportunity to show how happy her family is while Charlie sits in a cold jail cell. But Denise resembles resents that remark! Denise took her Twitter and wrote this up: for all the negative nellies out there, I DID not have a f..ing photo op with my kids at a park when there is drama u get followed more about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck I genuinely love to be with my girls and don't have a nanny raising them. They are my #1 priority and always will be. about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck # sorry had to vent s*** pisses me off sometimes..one day..I will spill my guts about EVERYTHING about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck Of course it wasn't a photo-op! Would Denise really do that? Denise always drives to the park in a hair and make-up van. She also always has a stylist and hairdresser on site when she's playing with her girls at the park. They are part of the family! And the text message that Denise wrote to " Paco at Splash " was to confirm her colonic appointment for later in the day. HOW DARE ALL OF YOU! And Denise, keep your guts to yourself. We're all good. Seriously, the last time you spilled your guts it took 4 crews, 5 boxes of Ajax and a fumigation tent to clean up the mess. AND your john rushed out of there so fast that he didn't leave the rest of the money on the nightstand. So, it's better if you keep the cork firmly in place. Besides, we all know Charlie Sheen gives Freddy Krueger nightmares. We don't need to look at your guts to tell us that. | |
| The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 29th! | Top |
| The Whorient Express. - El Bastardo Runners-up: Now we know how Tiger had time to fuck all those whores...multi-tasking your underground commute with your underground activities is quite ingenious. - ReallyNow The sequel "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Bronx" was not received well. - RecessVillain I hope that thing gets steam cleaned once in a while. The train car could probably stand a good scrub too. - OurMissC The full picture is a little NSFWish since there's crack. But honestly, those open-toe shoes are much more offensive. JUMP! read more | |
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| Now your dog really can be man's best friend with the Bark4Beer collar, a dog collar and a beer opener in one! If you love dog slobber, bits of Puppy Chow and fleas (it's extra protein!) in your yeasty beverage, then this is the shit that'll make you pucker! Two California geniuses came up with the idea one day when they were looking all around for a beer opener, " We had just a whole bucket of beers, Coronas. I remember a couple dogs and no openers and we said, 'I think that's a good idea. We should try that! You call your dog over...you open it up, you put it back on (the dog's collar) and that's it. Why wouldn't you want this? It's basically the four-legged bottle opener for the party animal, I mean it's perfect. what more could you ask for?" You would think that hanging a bottle opener around your dog's neck would take 2 seconds to complete (maybe 5 after a few beers), but the inventors of the Bark4Beer took 6 years to come up with the perfect retractable design. The orders are pouring in, and the dudes are already trying to think up other inventions. OH SHIT! Hopefully, the twin second coming of Benjamin Franklin comes up with a simple way for my dog to light a joint with his farts. But seriously, this is a genius invention and everything, but they really should have worked on coming up with a simple way to clone and mass produce my Uncle Jorge instead. That dude opens beers like it's his career! That man can open a Corona with a dog's ass, a remote control, a window sill, a long acrylic nail, a slightly crusty tampon (still in the vag)....ANYTHING! Shit, I think I witnessed him opening a Corona on a strong gust of wind before. via Fark | |
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