The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Alicia Douvall Got A Toe Job
- Shiloh Is Trying To Figure Out Where That Stench Is Coming From
- Ty Ty The Terrible
| Alicia Douvall Got A Toe Job | Top |
| Alicia Douvall , the drunk piece of beautiful trash from the UK, isn't shy when it comes to talking about all her plastic surgeries. Last year, Alicia got her 14th titty job, and she recently went under the knife again. This time Alicia left her tortured chichis alone and attacked her feet instead. Alicia spent almost $8,000 getting her toes shortened. Alicia said that they cut some of the bone from the second toe on each foot to make it shorter than the big toe. My feet just passed out. Alicia explained to Now Magazine , "I know people will think I'm mad, but my feet were so horrible. I hated the fact that my second toes were so much longer than my big toes: they were crooked and overlapped. I was always very self-conscious about the way my feet looked. Whenever I wore sandals, my toes spilled out of the front and looked so ugly. It even put me off dating. I was miserable." I guess this makes sense, because Alicia doesn't really use her feet that often anyway since she spends 99% of the day on her back. However, Alicia really didn't need to suffer through the pain of surgery. All she had to do was liquor up Katie Price , whisper a few sweet nothings into her ear (example: You're as orange as a pumpkin's bowel movement) and drag her home. After Alicia scared all of Katie's crotch creatures away with a can of RAID, she could've just slipped her toe into Katie's box (NSFW) Dane Bowers-style . If Alicia's toe didn't commit suicide, Katie's toxic snatch juices would've eaten it away in a few quick minutes. | |
| Shiloh Is Trying To Figure Out Where That Stench Is Coming From | Top |
| And she's also trying to figure out why a homeless goat keeps carrying her around. Anyway, here's St. Angie , her wig, Zahara , Billy Goat Brad and Shiloh leaving the NYC set of Salt yesterday. The other members of the child army didn't come along, because they are old enough to say, " I'M NOT FREEZING MY NIPPLES OFF IN THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING COLD! " Well, just Maddox says it like that. Pax leaves the word " goddamn " out, because he doesn't like to use his mother's name in vein. | |
| Ty Ty The Terrible | Top |
| On Monday, Ty Ty announced that she was hanging up her talk show wig next year after 5 seasons . Well, some of her employees claimed that they learned that they might have to sell ass on the stroll next year through their Google RSS feeds. Apparently, they heard the news with the rest of us. And now they are pissed, so they're running off to Gatecrasher to barf about how working for Tyranasaurus Rex was as pleasant as a motorboat from Pinhead . The Devil Wears The Raquel Welch Wig Collection! Here's what some of her current and past employees had to say: " There had been high turnover of employees for years. It was pretty difficult to work for Tyra. She and the higher-ups on the production staff could be extremely brutal. She really is a diva. " - One scorned bitch "Everything had to be done Tyra's way." - A former employee who prefers to remain nameless for fear that she will never ever be able to buy a wig in this town again! "Honestly, I don't know how it would be to work under her. But for me, it was a good experience. Tyra just knows how she likes things done. And as for her 'diva-ness,' well, it sells. "- Tyra....I mean..some source. " When the show moved from L.A. to New York, several staffers weren't even directly told about the change - they heard through the grapevine that it was going to move locations. Even so, a lot of those people gave up their lives on the West Coast so they could continue working for the show. Now they're out of luck. " - Another source Tyra's not a diva bitch! She's a survivor! Anyone who watches her show knows this. I mean, she always knows what her guests are going through, because she has had a similar experience when it comes to everything from feline AIDS to a botched colonic to the consumption. Ty Ty has been there too! And as Ivana Trump would say, don't get mad, get everything! Seriously, on the last day of work all her scorned employees should show up with empty cardboard boxes and a few strong cousins. Clean that storage closet out! | |
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