The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For December 30th!
- Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
- Open Post: Hosted By Marc Jacobs' Pose Game
| The CAPTION THIS Contest For December 30th! | Top |
| via People of Walmart ( thanks to all who sent this in ) | |
| Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess | Top |
| It was mystifying several years ago why she was hyped the way she was hyped. Just another starlet with no real significant starring vehicles somehow ending up with a prestigious magazine cover proclaiming her as the next It. Well It never happened. And after all this time and a string of failures, she's been trying to change the course. So she's gone back to the major player who tried to make it happen for her the first time. There was an arrangement back then – her sexual services for his professional services – and apparently the same arrangement was resurrected recently in the hopes that she'll finally confirm a juicy role to kickstart a stagnant career. Never mind that he's married. His wife benefits handsomely from his generosity and while he may not fulfill her with fidelity, he certainly makes up for it through client exchange. Probably better that way. And given what he looks like, it totally makes sense. But he is a legend in the business both for his accomplishments and for the way he leads these ladies to their accomplishments, counting a couple of award winners and a few box office heavyweights on his resumé…which is why he quickly tired of our poor girl and discarded her. But not before drying her out. One day late summer, they were joined in a hotel suite by a third gentleman (identity insignificant), both of them enjoying her as she allowed herself to be taken, and, um, decorated appropriately, all for a reward at the end of the session – the privilege of simply looking at a script, no promise, no confirmation…just an advance read. And a suggestion to show up at a premiere for a few introductions. She is so desperate, it's been so meagre, she submitted to the humiliation although gamely seems to have enjoyed it. An actor after all, obviously able to shut out her husband and child waiting for her back at home. And then he just cut it off. Told her he could no longer help her. That her body in his bed was no longer required. Which of course only added to her degradation. She tried and tried to offer up more, willing to engage in further depravity, but was only met with rejection. Because he's moved on. He's hunting his next target. A young, nubile, blonde babe with a large profile and a perky rack who so far has been able to resist his advances but is trying to graduate from supporting roles in film, as the fact that she's a headliner on the small screen has not helped with the quality of scripts she's being offered, or with many of her auditions so far. She's currently waiting on a big break and he's trying to make sure it doesn't happen, so that in her disappointment, she'll come running to him, ready to wheel and deal. Note: there are 4 famous names at play – the reject, the replacement, the power player, and his wife. ( Lainey Gossip ) Is this a blind item or an excerpt from Jackie Collin's new novel?! Okay, I'll go with the majority and guess Harvey Weinstein as the power player, Georgina Chapman as the wife, Gretchen Mol as the reject and Blake Lively as the replacement? This actress dated a lead singer in a band a while back. The two were very much in love and the singer's music reflects this in some of his songs. We hear that the actress, although in a different relationship now is secretly hankering to get back together with her former lover. She keeps all of his music on her ipod and follows his twitter, facebook, and webpage religiously. Not Charlize Theron. ( BuzzFoto ) Winona Ryder and one of the ten million musicians she's dated (i.e. Adam Duritz, Dave Grohl, Blake Sennett, etc...) | |
| Open Post: Hosted By Marc Jacobs' Pose Game | Top |
| When the gays go on vacation, they whip off their shirts, whip out the cameras and POSE POSE POSE like a 13-year-old girl on MySpace (or like Noah Cyrus on school picture day). Marc Jacobs and fiance Lorenzo Martone are no exception! Here's Marc striking bi-curious poses in St. Barts while Lorenzo snaps away. These pictures better be in Sports Illustrated: Gaysuit Edition. OR ELSE! And on an unrelated note (or is it?), I'm stepping away lifeline in a little while to get on a plane to go and do ho shit in Las Vegas for New Year's. I really hope there's some screaming kids on my flight, because I've been dying to try out my Ivana Trump impersonation. | |
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