The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Rosie O's New Piece Has A Child Army Of Her Very Own
- Van Morrison Is Not Sharing His Diapers With Anyone
- Squinty Gets To Lick On This
| Rosie O's New Piece Has A Child Army Of Her Very Own | Top |
| The ladyfriend Rosie O'Donnell was spotted holding hands with the other day is her new bagina bumpin' lover. And the woman sounds like even St. Angie bows down before her halo. That was served without any sarcasm. Not a drop. I know, mark this day in your calendars. People reports that Rosie's partner in pussy is Tracy Kachtick-Anders , an artiste from Texas. Tracy is also the founder of the Open Arms Campaign, a non-profit that brings together foster kids with gay and gayelle families. Tracy is the mother of six kids. Five are adopted and several of them have special needs. The two met online through Rosie's blog. Tracy posted some comment that made Rosie's clit stand up and pay attention. The rest is lezzie history. It's a good thing that Tracy is a mother to six kids. That means she'll know exactly what to do when Rosie throws one of her major dyketrums. | |
| Van Morrison Is Not Sharing His Diapers With Anyone | Top |
| The other day, a message went up on Van Morrison's website announcing the birth of his fourth baby friend with some chick named Gigi Lee . We all patted Van's sperm on the back for still ticking after 64 years. Well, we need to take our pats back, because he doesn't have a fourth child after all. Van says that some evil hacker posted the bogus message on his website. Van's sperm fishes are still spending their days watching their stories on their Tempur-Pedic bed. They aren't even trying to tap a bitch's ovaries. Not today. Van's rep issued this statement to Irish Times : " For the avoidance of all doubt and in the interests of clarity, I am very happily married to Michelle Morrison with whom I have two wonderful children." The rep added that Van has never heard of a Gigi Lee and the entire story belongs in Barnes & Nobles' fiction section. On the fake message left on Van's website, the faker wrote that Little Van was the "spitting image " of his father. Since Little Van doesn't exist, you don't have to carry a cross around anymore for fear that you'll run into the second coming of Benjamin Button. | |
| Squinty Gets To Lick On This | Top |
| Well, Squinty only gets to lick on this after Bradley Cooper's had too many Fuzzy Navels and if she doesn't flinch when he coos at her, " Daddy Garber, slap me with your tongue. " But she still gets to visit his salad bar once in a blue moon. Anyway, here's B. Coop poppin' his freshly Nair-ed ass crack while putting his dog in a crate yesterday afternoon outside of Squinty's house. " Putting the dog in a crate " sounds like something Tommy Girl does on his Saturday afternoons. | |
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