The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
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| Wonky Didn't Want All Of This In Her Face | Top |
| The glorious moment where Eminem's butt face got a heaping serving of Bruno's nalgas might not have ever happened, because Em wasn't the producers first choice. A source told Life & Style that they asked Eminem to partake in the stunt, but kept him in the dark about getting up close and personal with Bruno's sweet rolls. Mark Burnet t, the producer of the MTV Movie Awards , originally asked Parasite Hilton to do it, but she turned them down. Thank the fuck Wonky didn't do it! First of all, she spends most of the day with a hot sweaty asshole in her face, so it wouldn't have been anything new. Second of all, she's already the butt of all jokes! Third of all, poor Bruno probably would've lost his sight if he put his eyeballs that close to Wonky's crab nest. I don't care if it was staged or not, it was still Eminem's greatest moment ever. He should go ahead and retire now, because nothing will top it. | |
| Bitch Is Scared! | Top |
| Ass-Roidy's former and current fuck time friend almost crossed paths this weekend at the Polo Classic (aka The Hot Ginge Appreciation Party ), but one of them made sure that didn't happen. Kate Hudson , who is currently whispering sweet nothings into A-Roid's dick hole, did whatever she could to stay away from the EVIL VADGE ! When Kate first arrived, she sat in the front of the VIP section, but she quickly shuttled her ass to the back after she heard Madonna and children (that includes you, Baby Jesus) had just arrived. One guest told Gatecrasher , " Kate was completely intimidated by Madonna. She clearly didn't want trouble and decided to keep a low profile for the rest of the match. I didn't even see Kate Hudson again after Madonna arrived. She ran away! But if I were dating Madonna's ex, I'd be scared, too! " Another guest said that Vadge didn't even lay one queef over the presence of Kate Hudson and her stuffed jelly donut face. The other guest said, " Madonna literally didn't care. She showed up with no makeup, a dowdy denim outfit and her hair pulled up in a ponytail. She doesn't need to compete with Kate, because she will always be Queen Bee. " Queen Bee? Ick. Nast. Regina George, she ain't! I hope that while Kate Hudson was hiding out in the back, she found some fucking dignity. I mean, hiding from Vadge and taking a dildo to A-Roid's ass in the same week?! Although, it's a good thing she doesn't have any balls, because if she did, Vadge would've sniffed 'em out and swallowed them whole anyway. | |
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